Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML
Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, I had the best time of my life with the girl of my dreams. I took her out to lunch, we went to the beach to jetski and had a romantic walk. It was the perfect day. Then, in the evening, I had to go home to my boring wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
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cjwayy 22
Do you want to **** a snowman?
username53001 7
Just Let It Go...
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Comments (108)
what12345 12
Oh, look... He impaled you...
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
That's a dream life, Olaf would be the most amazing husband ever.
SaucyGirl106 18
#14, did the clock then strike twelve?
ThatSlappinBass 32
Could be worse, it could have been Sven.
Bekll 31
The funky looking donkey or the reindeer?
Bloink 25
#27 reindeer
ThatSlappinBass 32
#62, whoosh.
SaucyGirl106 18
one* I love when I forget my nursery rhymes. so embarrassing.
kilullu 16
I was very depressed today
Soulless_95 20
Join the club. Been I psych ward 2 weeks dealing with depression.
sterling1113 15
*throws attention* Now shoo.
leviheichou 15
Whoopdee ******* doo
SPARTAN11810 9
@23 would you like a cookie?
Soulless_95 20
I bet Olaf could really get you wet.
DaMann360 19
I get myself wet when I look in the mirror
cadillacgal79 32
56-Then there must be something wrong with you.
buckdharma 38
That giant wet spot in your bed? That was him.
worldclassrager 41
Well let's hope this reoccurs a lot
devans00 14
Olaf. He can get it.