Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
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Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML
Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, I had the best time of my life with the girl of my dreams. I took her out to lunch, we went to the beach to jetski and had a romantic walk. It was the perfect day. Then, in the evening, I had to go home to my boring wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
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cjwayy 22
Do you want to **** a snowman?
username53001 7
Just Let It Go...
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Comments (108)
PewDiePie_Lover 14
my dream is even weirder. I dreamt that I was at school and there was a boy I knew who almost raped me a long time ago, and he had several ******... I ain't saying no more... °^°
DaMann360 19
I'll run up YOUR clock ;)....wait whaaa?
MinaGermania 12
....the best sex you had was with a snowman? That's cold :)
MrBoredomioo 18
*ba dum tss*
andycee2000 5
Well he is a bit of a love expert
Calfml2 8
cool!
Echosnow 15
I love olaf too, but may not to that level
sanecatlady 13
That still sounds better than the dream I had last night where my brother and I had to search for and capture animals that had escaped from a zoo in our house, and I was very nearly bitten several times by a rattlesnake -yes, I know how Freudian that sounds- and at the end of the dream there was a cute dog curled up on our parent's bed...with a mountain lion.
ninjaCow18 11
That carrot tho
iamthunder 4
They already got a site of women ******* a stuffed panda, they got one of women ******* inflatable pool toys so why not one of women who **** snowmen, could be the next million dollar idea.
Etweens96 25
Just got to Let It Go man