Cool trick, mom

By fuck florida - 16/05/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my mom showing her friends that she can deepthroat a banana. That's something I could've lived a long and happy life without seeing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 430
You deserved it 5 991

Same thing different taste

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That'll be hard to forget. Sorry, op.

At least we know she's up on her potassium.


That'll be hard to forget. Sorry, op.

Well at least OP knows his dad is happy... Just kidding, he'll probably never be able to eat a banana again without picturing that horrid scene

badluckalex 23

better than walking in on your mom deep throating your dads banana. but still, fyl op

Am I the only one wondering what deep throating bananas has to do with Florida?

34- probably because this is typical Floridian behavior.

EphMi 5

#34, a couple of theories that came to mind are: 1. Florida is the state that resembles a ****. 2. she has "deep" love for Tramar Lacel Dillard (aka Flo Rida).

incoherentrmblr 21

At least you didn't see your parents having sex. I think that would be worse...

Therapist help in this situation.FYL

oh my gosh I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing. hopefully one day you'll be able to forget op

beachygirl24 13

Good luck trying to eat bananas now! So sorry for your eyes, op.

At least we know she's up on her potassium.

gjikvtj 18
martin8337 35

# 56, it would be if a guy was deep throating a banana.

Maybe you inherited her skills so you can pursue you dream of being a gay **** actor.

Oh god, I don't think I'd ever forget that kind of image.

yeah, go mom. good thing she didn't choke on it. could you imagine having to do the heimlich on your mom and she spits the banana across the room.

Not surprising. Happens to me all the time.

"That shit's bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S"

Enslaved, have you never heard of the amazing AttackingTucans? The correct saying is "This shit is bananas! B-Q-L-U-F-E-T!" Have you no knowledge of correct spelling? *Professional scoff* (This was MEANT to sound like me being a pretentious and incorrect ass, don't take this seriously.)

I think that sounded better in your head then it does translated to text.