Cool trick, mom

By fuck florida - 16/05/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I walked in on my mom showing her friends that she can deepthroat a banana. That's something I could've lived a long and happy life without seeing. FML
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v8nick97 11

That'll be hard to forget. Sorry, op.

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thatoneninjadude 14

At least we know she's up on her potassium.

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v8nick97 11

That'll be hard to forget. Sorry, op.

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Zelphoric 25

Well at least OP knows his dad is happy... Just kidding, he'll probably never be able to eat a banana again without picturing that horrid scene

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badluckalex 23

better than walking in on your mom deep throating your dads banana. but still, fyl op

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Marley_000 14

Am I the only one wondering what deep throating bananas has to do with Florida?

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byefelicia1992 8

34- probably because this is typical Floridian behavior.

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EphMi 5

#34, a couple of theories that came to mind are: 1. Florida is the state that resembles a ****. 2. she has "deep" love for Tramar Lacel Dillard (aka Flo Rida).

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incoherentrmblr 21

At least you didn't see your parents having sex. I think that would be worse...

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Derpish 11

Therapist help in this situation.FYL

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Demig0d6 14

My condolences op

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aireeahna 23

oh my gosh I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing. hopefully one day you'll be able to forget op

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beachygirl24 13

Good luck trying to eat bananas now! So sorry for your eyes, op.

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thatoneninjadude 14

At least we know she's up on her potassium.

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gjikvtj 18

That sounds quite fruity

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martin8337 35

# 56, it would be if a guy was deep throating a banana.

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Cortezthe1st 23

Maybe you inherited her skills so you can pursue you dream of being a gay **** actor.

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jojimugo 20

Dude nooo just no

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iunpossible 15

#7 You tried way too hard to pull something out of your ass.

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EuphoricSadness 18

Oh god, I don't think I'd ever forget that kind of image.

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weveallbeenthere 30

yeah, go mom. good thing she didn't choke on it. could you imagine having to do the heimlich on your mom and she spits the banana across the room.

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krundale 6

Not surprising. Happens to me all the time.

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Enslaved 36

"That shit's bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S"

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AquanTheDragon 5

Enslaved, have you never heard of the amazing AttackingTucans? The correct saying is "This shit is bananas! B-Q-L-U-F-E-T!" Have you no knowledge of correct spelling? *Professional scoff* (This was MEANT to sound like me being a pretentious and incorrect ass, don't take this seriously.)

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0ss 12

I think that sounded better in your head then it does translated to text.

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