Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML
Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, I had the best time of my life with the girl of my dreams. I took her out to lunch, we went to the beach to jetski and had a romantic walk. It was the perfect day. Then, in the evening, I had to go home to my boring wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
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cjwayy 22
Do you want to **** a snowman?
username53001 7
Just Let It Go...
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Comments (108)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, his carrot is pretty huge...
EpicGuy70 13
Stay frosty
nmartinez2018 10
Olaf is the nigga. He's got some serious eyebrow game.
foxwasalamb 24
its okay op, i often dream of ******* kurt from glee. except hes gay.
snivellus 6
um isn't Olaf gay too?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#88, I wasn't aware that snowmen had sexual orientations. Does it even matter??
rjt93 18
Well we all know that, he will be the best husband of all time. *writes notes for better husband* *done*
cryssycakesx3 23
the mouse had run up the clock..
AlliTheKat 27
Let it go, you can't hold it back anymore... Let the storm rage on, the cold doesn't bother you anyway
BadLuckLory24 13
points for mixing 2 in 1
nic5x 24
Hey, Olaf is the best I could see why you'd fantasize about him. He's sweet, selfless, and caring. :P
sarah2144 14
Which snowman? Olaf or the huge one Elsa creates to chase Anna out of her ice castle? If it was Olaf, did you use the carrot as a prop? Was he worth melting for?
InsanePPG 25
THANK YOU! I was hoping someone else had thought of that. It could have been Marshmallow.
FuckItO_O 10
Another unrealistic standard for men.
91hayek 31
haha yeah, like here I am trying to have a job and a house and be a productive member of society but no, **** it, now they want snowmen.