Well now we know why it took him so long.

overly attached mother

This FML should be for your son, about his over bearing mom and his issues from it, and don't be surprised if she tries to sabotage his new relationship

She was probably waiting for Oedipus to make his move.

This story line pops up every so often in American Dad! that it's no longer surprising. Although the breastfeeding dependency went a little too far for me.

But if it was her daughter she would jump from happiness. Double standards.