Today, I had a huge yard sale. Since I live in a good neighborhood, I decided to leave the stuff out tonight rather than pack it all in for only a few hours. The news didn't say anything about the impending severe thunderstorm. FML
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Today, I put my car in the garage last night so it wouldn't get damaged by a huge thunderstorm. Golf clubs fell on it while it was stowed away. FML
Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML
Today, the kids that live down the street had a yard sale in my yard while I wasn’t home. They sold a bunch of my daughter's toys, which I now have to replace. FML
Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML
Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML
Today, my mom sold our electronic stuff to pay for hurricane shutters. We live in Chicago. FML
Today, I posted that I'm having a yard sale and listed a bunch of stuff I'm selling. People started messaging, asking me to send pictures and prices. That's why I'm having the yard sale, so I don't have to post pictures and prices! FML
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML
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smallsmerry123 5
The weather, wrong? IMPOSSIBRU!
llamafish 25
So lemme get this straight. The storm stole your stuff? Is that what happened? Goddamn weather. Edit: I have no idea what the **** I'm saying.
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Comments (101)
SkyBirdy 5
Id be mad bro.
KiddNYC1O 22
U mad, bro?
CantBeatMe2007 5
That storm was crazy what part of Texas?
poohappens26 0
FYL.
SkyBirdy 5
Invest in tarps.
shawnaishere 14
Well that means you can still trust the people in your neighborhood.
OffToTheGayBar 9
In the words of Double-D, "Summer rains, you can never predict them." Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy. :)
Devoo 7
"Oh hey look! Free stuff!"
FFPulley 9
OP- you must live in S.A. TX. We got washed out too with no warning. YLS
shayshayshazam 14
At least it was stuff you were getting rid of, right?!
FooooYoLife 6
I KNOW that storm came out of no where