Miscellaneous: Today, I had a huge yard sale. Since I live in a good neighborhood,...

By penguindude82 - 06/05/2012 07:38 - United States - Dallas

Today, I had a huge yard sale. Since I live in a good neighborhood, I decided to leave the stuff out tonight rather than pack it all in for only a few hours. The news didn't say anything about the impending severe thunderstorm. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2020 02:02

Today, I put my car in the garage last night so it wouldn't get damaged by a huge thunderstorm. Golf clubs fell on it while it was stowed away. FML

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By hungry - 13/10/2013 05:23 - United States

Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML

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Cheeky little bastards

By weeping_willow - 01/06/2020 08:00

Today, the kids that live down the street had a yard sale in my yard while I wasn’t home. They sold a bunch of my daughter's toys, which I now have to replace. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 21:40 - Denmark

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

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By wtf did I do - 02/03/2012 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

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By knevs - 22/06/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, my mom sold our electronic stuff to pay for hurricane shutters. We live in Chicago. FML

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Leave me alone!

By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 18:00

Today, I posted that I'm having a yard sale and listed a bunch of stuff I'm selling. People started messaging, asking me to send pictures and prices. That's why I'm having the yard sale, so I don't have to post pictures and prices! FML

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Coincidence

By lostmystuff - 07/07/2013 06:35 - United States - Livermore

Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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By racking-leaves - 14/11/2012 19:55 - United States

Today, after spending 3 hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML

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Sunday 6 May 2012 15:43

The weather, wrong? IMPOSSIBRU!

llamafish 25

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:45

So lemme get this straight. The storm stole your stuff? Is that what happened? Goddamn weather. Edit: I have no idea what the **** I'm saying.

Comments

CursedSilent 1

Sunday 6 May 2012 18:22

I never understand that mindframe... If you're a criminal, what neighborhood do you want to hit, the bad one where the owners might shoot back or the good one where people leave their belongings out overnight? Good or bad, all neighborhoods still get robbed.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 6 May 2012 18:34

WTF were you thinking?

translat0r 2

Sunday 6 May 2012 18:39

Soooo... In other words, you live in a gated community?

asiancupcake 1

Sunday 6 May 2012 18:40

That sucks! But just saying, u had it coming and LAZY much?

SkateRat911 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 18:49

Do you live in South Dakota? it happened here, too.

courtneyann211 10

Sunday 6 May 2012 20:00

It says Texas...even on the mobile app

shadowPlayer 6

Sunday 6 May 2012 19:40

Or anyone driving through your neighborhood...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 6 May 2012 19:51

Just because you live in a good community doesn't meann people won't do things they normally wouldn't, especially in this economy. YDI for leaving your things out on that principle alone. The thunderstorm was karma for being lazy and presumptuous.