Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
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Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML
Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML
Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak… from the sewage line. FML
Today, the water company found that a water main has been leaking steadily possibly for decades and has turned the land my house is built on into an underground bog. Cracks have been appearing in my walls for a while, apparently because my house is slowly sinking into it. FML
Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML
Today, I got a call from the Sheriff's dept. saying that water was coming out my front door. I ran home to find a waterfall cascading over my covered parking. It turns out my puppy had chewed through the hose that connects the toilet to the water. My entire condo had an inch of standing water. FML
Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML
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marinus_fml 20
At least it was only your yard and not your house. Now your grass will be nice and green.
angelsara91 0
crappy way to start a Monday.
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Comments (70)
dtg96 0
Hahahahahaha
PurpleRae420 0
That's not funny
takanuva0123 0
I thought you were talking about the tornado for a second there.
juicedboi 7
But I bet you had the best sleep of your life! Now get out the blow up mattress and float around your new backyard-sized pool.
imacreeper 3
all the neighborhood kiddies will be jealous. you are now the coolest kid on the block OP.
angelsara91 0
crappy way to start a Monday.
L3Paparazzo 7
your grass is ******
urdirtyolduncle 15
You don't need something to make a Monday crappy; they're always crappy because everyone hates Mondays!
urdirtyolduncle 15
So are you, 33 ;) *click tongue*
Payniac 11
I hate Fridays though (Rebecca Black reference FTW!!!)
Bill3485 3
55 - SOMEBODY doesn't get down on Friday...
fmyluff 7
Monday's aren't crappy because we hate them. We hate them because they're crappy.
marinus_fml 20
At least it was only your yard and not your house. Now your grass will be nice and green.
whiteboy7thst 2
Or a soft overwatered brown...
cgchamp89 7
or nice and green
iAmScrubs 19
Or a soft overwatered brown...
bigbadtim 7
or nice and green.
IHATETROLLSS 0
why make that your name like really its not like your really whiteboy..
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
way to ruin it
cgchamp89 7
no kidding... or a nice green.
robotiick 12
or a overwatered soft brown
Texasgirl192238 0
ewww^ haha
tomboy_girl23 0
or a nice lushes green
Bizenghastly 0
or an overwatered brown
Cr4zyd4wg 0
Hahahhaahha that happened to me like a week ago
hctr 0
Why the hell is everything flooding?!
ihasbrains 10
RAPTURE 2011 prequel to the earthquakes
iemislayer 10
end of the world.... lol jk, we survived the rapture XD sooo now we wait for Obama to tax more to help..... wait a sec...... he won't help he'll just want our money and run, nvm, we screwed
Honda288 2
2012 is starting! LOL JK
cocobulla1 4
lmao!!! did u not realize that the "peaceful" rain was not that peaceful? that it was flooding? it couldn't have been that peaceful if it was tht bad.....
shakeTHEworld 12
Really? It didn't occur to check outside in the rain? Though I can understand where your going at, still, really?
ihasbrains 10
How did it make you think it was raining? Wouldn't the windows be getting wet?
catatonicsleep 17
They were probably in bed with the blinds shut...
folfin 0
well it's probably better that you enjoyed it. not like there's a whole lot you can do about a water main.