Today, I put my car in the garage last night so it wouldn't get damaged by a huge thunderstorm. Golf clubs fell on it while it was stowed away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, I had a huge yard sale. Since I live in a good neighborhood, I decided to leave the stuff out tonight rather than pack it all in for only a few hours. The news didn't say anything about the impending severe thunderstorm. FML
Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML
Today, Hurricane Ophelia hit. I had been meaning to fix my roof for a while but couldn't get around to it. My roof is now embedded in my car. FML
Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML
Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML
Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML
Today, my car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate. Apparently, the abundant rain water in my street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by my car. My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle. FML
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Bogrbon 27
If your garage is so full of junk that you have to make a cave for your car, you kind of deserved it.
RichardPencil 32
That's rough. Can you still drive your car? Maybe you chipped your windshield. Fix the dents with putt-y, then sand it. You must have been teed off! I'll de-par-t now.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
That's rough. Can you still drive your car? Maybe you chipped your windshield. Fix the dents with putt-y, then sand it. You must have been teed off! I'll de-par-t now.
Bogrbon 27
If your garage is so full of junk that you have to make a cave for your car, you kind of deserved it.
Win 9
Maybe it is not great to assume that it was full of junk. Maybe it was just an unfortunate situation where the bag was positioned incorrectly, or some other explanation.
Mathalamus 25
Golf clubs? It might make maybe a dent....
genuinegoodguy 9
Wood you believe it, i are on really.
JosephFDawson 7
JOEL NO