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He should've learned from the movie Percy Jackson that dicks can get their asses whipped by a satyr on crutches.

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I love how that is totally the inverse of looking cool, if one of my friend yelled a his girl for that I would tell him to get his damn beer himself -.-

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I don't think he's sexist. He's just a dick. It's debatable whether he told her to get the beer because he thinks women are less than men and should or because he's just a dick. I think it's more likely he's just a dick, not sexist.

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That's not cool it's just being a fuckin dick. You don't yell at your girlfriend to do things for you. It's called respect, treat your girlfriend the right way and she won't leave your sorry ass.

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No, no, no! You're the host for a reason! Sit on your ass until one of your friends say they want a beer, then have them grab you a couple while they're up!

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For 210, and everyone wanting to vote YDI twice: vote on your account, then sign out and vote again. You're welcome.

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235: "Epitome" means "a typical or ideal example; embodiment." -webster.com If you'd taken just a few seconds to look that up, you could have avoided making yourself look like an idiot.

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#246 - terribly sorry. In my dictionary it says epitome is 'something standard' and I took that to be 'standard' being similar to 'average'. I probably should have looked further into it.

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Sorry 155 and 172, I guess people just don't like Chicago. I'm going to have that song in my head for the rest of the day

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#65 - If it was the other way around, it'd be the same. The FML community just don't like idiots in general

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65: it usually doesn't happen the other way around... and if it does, we tend to say "please" and "thank you" afterwards.

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His point is that there would be some crazy people that would say the guy should get it for her and be a gentleman. Just like there's some crazy people now who chose "I agree, your life sucks." I think most people would agree that if the genders were switched here, and OP was a woman, we'd be calling her a bitch instead of calling OP a dick. I generally make the same point as 65, but I think you're wrong on this one, 65.

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Ok Hypothetical FML I yelled at my man for some cash to go shopping in front of my friends. He straight up said no and slapped me down for it. FML I tried to make them roughly equivalent. What do you think the FML responses would be? The vast majority and top rated votes "bitch you got what you deserved. Hope he slaps you one for me" or more "please OP, get out of that abusive relationships!". Do you think there is a sizable difference between the two? I am genuinely curious

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The girlfriend shouldn't have responded with violence, because that is technically abuse. Even if her boyfriend was belittling her and stuff, she could've just put her foot down or walked out. Four beer bottles - empty or not - can do a lot of damage, and it's not behaviour to be encouraged in either gender.

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Except throwing a can of beer at someone is the same as slapping them down. You can dodge or catch a can. Not so much a slap. Not much the same. I throw things at my friends, it isn't abuse. If I hit on of them, then yes. That's be abuse.

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I can see what you're saying about throwing things at friends, but aren't those usually objects that won't hurt too much if they don't catch/dodge? And they usually know it's coming and not at their head? But the FML reads like there was a definite intention to physically hurt the OP for a derogatory comment, which is a certainly a bit extreme, even if it's not classed as abuse. Also, if the situation was reversed I think it would be counted as unacceptable, therefore it's unacceptable here.

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#176 Those are not equivalent at all. If it said he threw the money at her, I'd say she deserved it. Also, he specifically said he did it to be cool - showing off by ordering his girlfriend around. The OP readily admitted thinking that makes him cool. Sexism IS by definition not equivalent when you simply reverse the situation. There are no stereotypes that men should wait on women. Men weren't in a position where they were expected to do so for hundreds of years.

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211, Are you saying if a guy throws bottles of beer at his girlfriends head it isn't abuse? You don't have any idea what you're talking about do you? 119, The FML community is full of idiots, so I doubt they'd even be able to identify one anyway. Anyone who thinks FML comments aren't generally bullshit is more likely than not a part of the problem...

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Whoop whoop for op gf. I'm a guy and if I told my gf that she'd tell me to fuck off in front of everyone and you know what, I'd totally deserve it. Yours was just more creative.

You deserve it for being a sexist ass. She should've thrown beer cans at your head too..maybe it would've knocked some sense into you.

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Exactly! FHL for being stuck with you, OP. btw if you asked rather than yelled at her for one she might've been nicer and thrown only two. Ass.

You are an idiot for thinking that would be cool, I hope those bottles knocked some sense into you. You are not a sir.

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Flockz's comment was a joke, guys. Either that, or he fits into the 3rd category if people who can spell and people who can't.

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#161: coming from the moron who can't even detect a joke on the internet. All you people yelling at Flockz are idiots who need to learn how to tell when people are joking. I assume you idiots can't detect sarcasm either..

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Haha I know right Flockz? It's amazing how dumb people are these days, hahahahahaha! LOL and SMH at these morons XD

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