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By Anonymous - 19/07/2012 04:55 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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By :/ - 20/02/2011 18:44 - Canada

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

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By ali - 03/07/2012 11:51 - United States - Livingston

Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML

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By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 06:20 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML

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By TCRII - 19/01/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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By trash your own house!! - 09/09/2023 06:00

Today, my friend found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. He came to talk to me, and I was happy to help him through this tough time… until he drank a bottle of whiskey by himself. He flew into a drunken rage and started punching holes in the wall and throwing furniture. Now my house is wrecked. FML

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By scheisse - 14/07/2013 21:25 - Germany - Herne

Today, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I could see which of my friends would be weak-minded enough to end up acting drunk. Three did. I was one of them. FML

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gianthelper 1

Thursday 19 July 2012 12:20

Women-1 Sexist men-0

Rangant 7

Thursday 19 July 2012 12:21

I'm pretty sure almost everyone here is going to cheer her on aswell. Way to be a dick.

Comments

beclaurela 17

Thursday 19 July 2012 12:39

Well deserved. //claps

emstar828 4

Thursday 19 July 2012 12:44

Youre a jerk. The end. Ydi.

Ugi 26

Thursday 19 July 2012 12:45

Hey, you asked for beer, you got beer! Nothing cool in demanding subservience from your "partner". I can only assume she realises that you don't normally act like that because she could quite easily have just walked out. I hate the word but in this case it's the only one that's appropriate: everyone needs that little bit of respect.

babybabybabynoo 0

Thursday 19 July 2012 12:52

Never. Do. That.

Fmlsea 28

Thursday 19 July 2012 12:53

I'd cheer her on too ,YDI for being a douche maybe next time instead of trying to be "cool" you be a decent bf!

MakeTodayADTR 20

Thursday 19 July 2012 12:55

Haha she was probably just getting excited for the olympics, her favorite sport is softball.

condango 0

Thursday 19 July 2012 12:55

That's just terrible. All that good beer spilt. Tragic

barlessprison 16

Thursday 19 July 2012 12:59

I'll just go ahead and assume all the FYLs you receive are because people accidentally clicked that instead. YDI on all levels.

Ugi 26

Thursday 19 July 2012 13:03

Well there's currently less than 4% FYLs and I'm sure more than that proportion don't actually read them before clicking. That's well within the noise I would think.

downtime 12

Friday 20 July 2012 4:29

I clicked FYL because a ridiculous out of character asshole comment does not warrant having four beer bottles thrown at your head. If you think that's appropriate then good for you, I hope I never meet you because apparently you think domestic violence is ok.