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By IrNatalie - 02/06/2015 08:59 - United States - Laveen

Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

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0h_Boy 26

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:12

Was he only expecting a single cherry?

flopstar 21

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:10

Some people..

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flopstar 21

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:10

Some people..

ScarredVox92 16

Wednesday 3 June 2015 4:55

"This water is too wet. I want my money back."

airforce987 20

Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:32

...are retarded. Some people are rude. Unfortunately a lot are both

VeganDarkLight 31

Wednesday 3 June 2015 8:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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0h_Boy 26

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:12

Was he only expecting a single cherry?

lexiieeex3 32

Wednesday 3 June 2015 9:08

He could just be expecting the cherry sauce. It's different with pies because you should really expect to have real fruit in them but with ice cream, some people like strawberries in their strawberry ice cream and some don't. Same goes for pistachio. It's a preference and although I think one should know that all pies do in fact have their appropriate fruit in them, I can sort of see where this conclusion was drawn from.

jetjay197 12

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:14

??

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:15

Some people just like to complain. Sometimes it'll get them free stuff.

sonasonic 34

Thursday 4 June 2015 3:55

Sometimes it'll get them a free knuckle sandwich, if the employee is ready for unemployment.

RickySleeves 20

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:15

You must have been CHERRY surPIEsed! I'll let myself out.

EvilTurtle 35

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:41

please do

angelitared 27

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:15

She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise Taste so good make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie, yeah

lovelockdown23 23

Wednesday 3 June 2015 2:32

Lol why is this getting down voted!

PePziNL 20

Wednesday 3 June 2015 2:36

Warrant

diagnosed 15

Wednesday 3 June 2015 3:43

Really such a stupid comment? my head hurts just reading your comment

Vakama00 13

Wednesday 3 June 2015 4:26

If you really hate stupid comments don't get IFunny.

sunnyray812 42

Wednesday 3 June 2015 6:41

I don't know why it's getting downvoted. Warrant is a good band. Guess people don't really like the old stuff....

peacheso 31

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:16

What did he expect in his cherry pie? Grapes?!

Incognico 22

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:16

Put a cherry in the place where the sun doesn't shine... then the customer has something to yell about...

renz2699 8

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:16

What was he expecting?

magickitten 26

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:16

Such a sweet surprise....

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