By human - 21/06/2019 00:01

Today, I had a dream in which I was eating vast quantities of pizza, cookies, and pastries. I became so anxious about all the calories that I woke up. Even in my dreams I'm self conscious about my diet. FML
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sounds like you're unhappy, but only your brain accepts it.

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sounds like you're unhappy, but only your brain accepts it.

I have anxiety inducing dreams that I’m smoking copious amounts of pot. I can’t smoke pot and haven’t in more than 5 + years because I am regularly drug tested by my doctor?