By Cake Dreams - 08/10/2018 22:15

Today, I had a dream wherein a deep, sensual voice was talking sexy to me. "Yeah girl, you want this. Mmm." It wasn't the man of my dreams trying to seduce me. It was a piece of chocolate cake. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 008
You deserved it 534

Same thing different taste

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I'd rather have a piece of cake instead of a man any day. Cakes don't send unsolicited dick pics, or cheat on you.

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Chocolate cake is better than guys anyway. It's always satisfying. It will never hurt you, betray you, cheat on you. It's just always there for you. Very dependable. Always attractive. Doesn't care if you're gross and disgusting. Nope, you can't beat chocolate cake. ...I may or may not (but mostly may) be typing this as I eat chocolate cake in bed at 1am. No regrets.

SaltyLurker 10

YDI for thinking you're too good for chocolate cake. Chocolate cake is too good for you, man.

Once you go chocolate you never go back. Vanilla cake will never satisfy you again.

Are you related to Michael Rosen, by any chance?

Spladle160 3