Today, I was asked to pick up something from my parents' house, only to be greeted with the horrid surprise that my elderly dad has taken to wearing women's pantyhose and garters. He claims it's for his knees, but that doesn't explain the boner I had to see peeking out of his panties. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, I'm temporarily staying at my parents' place because my mother injured her knee and can't walk, and for the second time, I caught my father walking around with his bare dick. FML
Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Today, I got home and found my husband, naked with an erection and my panties on his face like a mask. He claimed to be the Panty Bandit there to plunder my booty. I might have indulged his insanity and had sex with him were my mom and dad not right behind me in the doorway. FML
Today, I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. FML
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Wadlaen 24
Maybe he gets excited by having knees that feels good..?
tiptoppc 21
Don’t be such a prude. It isn’t hurting anyone if he does that. But if you came in unannounced, you deserved it for violating their privacy. Either way, what he’s doing doesn’t do any harm to society and he’s enjoying himself in a way that is, rather quite healthy, at least sexually. I can’t think anyone has an fml in this post excerpt him for someone coming in unexpectedly and finding him in an embarrassing situation. He’s old, he can live a little, even if it’s Christmas and he’s walking around in women’s underwear.
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Wadlaen 24
Maybe he gets excited by having knees that feels good..?
tiptoppc 21
Don’t be such a prude. It isn’t hurting anyone if he does that. But if you came in unannounced, you deserved it for violating their privacy. Either way, what he’s doing doesn’t do any harm to society and he’s enjoying himself in a way that is, rather quite healthy, at least sexually. I can’t think anyone has an fml in this post excerpt him for someone coming in unexpectedly and finding him in an embarrassing situation. He’s old, he can live a little, even if it’s Christmas and he’s walking around in women’s underwear.