Construction Fail By FML Videos - 09/10/2018 00:30 Tear down that wall! I agree, your life sucks 316 You deserved it 168 Share Tweet Share
Today, my daughter is not only an expert in escaping her diaper but also in leaving her mark on every surface possible. Today's masterpiece: a poop trail on the hotel room rug. It was like a modern art installation, but with a distinctive smell. FML I agree, your life sucks 359 You deserved it 163
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too "high maintenance". And that's because I ask him to use condoms when we have sex, and I refuse to invite my friends over for threesomes. I don't know why I'm not actually glad we are broken up. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 855 You deserved it 5 979
Today, I’ve been asking both my health insurance and the clinic in question under which circumstances an elective procedure would be covered by insurance. Each one of them tells me that the other has to make the decision. FML I agree, your life sucks 779 You deserved it 87
Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML I agree, your life sucks 50 718 You deserved it 3 725
Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 681 You deserved it 44 211
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML I agree, your life sucks 463 267 You deserved it 77 119
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML I agree, your life sucks 51 878 You deserved it 8 257
Today, I took out a thief using my martial arts training. Everyone thanked me, even the police. My mom spent the rest of the day moaning that if I’d minded my own business, the thief would've been gone in two minutes, but thanks to me we had to waste an hour of her day off talking to the cops. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 349 You deserved it 96
**** was the point of building that shit it had not support and you didn’t cement shit
“Cheap labor isn’t skilled...”