Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
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Today, I was debating which hurts more: child-birth or a kick to the testicles. Some guy spouted the old urban legend that a nut-kick is 9000 "dels", and giving birth is 57, so I proved that no such measurement of pain exists. His comeback was to sucker-punch me to the floor. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by punching me in the balls. It’s OK, I didn’t want kids anyway. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument about wanting kids, as I want to have kids but she doesn’t. I explained the situation to my sister. She just kicked me in the nuts and said, “There, problem solved.” FML
Today, at work, I was talking to a colleague about what the worst pain he ever experienced was. He said his was being bitten by a dog, and I said I didn't know. Next thing, I was kicked in the balls from a behind by another work colleague. She said, "What about that?" I agreed, it was. FML
Today, my wife was in labour and bouncing on her inflatable ball to relieve the pain when it popped. This thing has lasted her entire pregnancy and it chose to burst now, sending her crashing to the floor groin first while 8 cm dilated. And as the husband, it is of course all my fault, you bastard. FML
Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
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Grimmerie 31
Impregnate her.
XxHoPPoxX 8
Balls to you
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Comments (260)
KalCounty 4
Jeez, what a bitch.
aerogxt 7
Guess its time to preggo her eggo
76transam 0
Well i guess its your turn... Induce labor! And if shes not pregnant its time to launch the campaign of pain and then induce labor!! And say this is sparta and i think you know what im gettin at... *cough kick cough cough*
ImTheAlpha 30
Aww, are you ok? I'd never do that to my boyfriend, that's mean! And very painful. I feel bad for you... FYL
giggitygoo12 7
Getting kicked or even just hit in the nuts is actually more painfull
sugarbear0727 19
The only thing more painful to experience than giving birth is being burned alive. I talked to several doctors and nurses during my stay in the hospital before I had my son. I was curious about how painful it would be. I ended up doing a natural birth(not by choice), and even though my son was just under 5lbs, it hurt like hell. A lot of women who say they want another baby, say that because they don't feel the pain of giving birth simply because they got an epidural, which completely numbs the entire lower half of the body.
sugarbear0727 19
I guess a lot of people don't know that women tolerate pain way better than men. Lets say giving birth and getting kicked in the nuts is equal pain wise. Women would still handle it way better because we are naturally built to handle that pain, because otherwise how else would we procreate? Men are built, more or less, to handle small pains, anything large(ie: getting kicked in the nuts), brings them to their knees and they whine like a baby, simply because they aren't built to handle life and death pain. No male has ever died getting kicked in the nuts. Women die all the time during/after childbirth.
alpha126 9
Getting kicked in the balls is more painful, after a few years a woman may say I want another kid, but no man has ever said I want another kick in the balls
rebamoo 14
That's because of the result....you know, the freaking child?
ByeTech 10
Whoever says being kicked in the balls hurts more is a ******* moron. Giving birth literally rips your ****** apart. Most women have to be sewn shut afterwards. So shut up about your baby balls and **** off.
Solano2580 24
I think she just wanted an excuse to do that xD FYL sorry OP but you kinda asked for it by getting into the conversation like that