Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
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Today, I was debating which hurts more: child-birth or a kick to the testicles. Some guy spouted the old urban legend that a nut-kick is 9000 "dels", and giving birth is 57, so I proved that no such measurement of pain exists. His comeback was to sucker-punch me to the floor. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by punching me in the balls. It’s OK, I didn’t want kids anyway. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument about wanting kids, as I want to have kids but she doesn’t. I explained the situation to my sister. She just kicked me in the nuts and said, “There, problem solved.” FML
Today, at work, I was talking to a colleague about what the worst pain he ever experienced was. He said his was being bitten by a dog, and I said I didn't know. Next thing, I was kicked in the balls from a behind by another work colleague. She said, "What about that?" I agreed, it was. FML
Today, my wife was in labour and bouncing on her inflatable ball to relieve the pain when it popped. This thing has lasted her entire pregnancy and it chose to burst now, sending her crashing to the floor groin first while 8 cm dilated. And as the husband, it is of course all my fault, you bastard. FML
Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
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Grimmerie 31
Impregnate her.
XxHoPPoxX 8
Balls to you
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xgetxbentx 13
Are they really comparable? I mean, it seems to me like they'd be two totally different types of pain. It also depends on how you look at it, you have the option of pain meds for birth, you don't get that for getting kicked in the balls. My friend said her labor didn't really hurt once she got her epidural, and she was induced and in labor for 13 hours, she only had to push for 15minutes though. So I'm going to go with that it's all circumstantial.
bigmeetch 2
Depends. A man can get kicked in the balls numorous times while a female gives child birth , numbers change depending on the woman , but neither sex will feel the others pain so just call I'd a draw
stompic 2
never argue with a girl ! they always get what they want. If not, they know how to get revenge. Does anybody why our balls hurt so much ?
ItsFarida 0
Giving birth hurts more, as a. It's been clinically proven to be equivalent to the pain of breaking 20 bones at once. b. It's inevitable, and a part of nature A kick in the balls is pain you could go your whole lifetime without if you're careful, or more often, if you don't be such an ass. Childbirth is natural pain you can't avoid, and it's gone through to start a family. Seriously, how can you even compare this?
mikki_love_chuu 0
You go ahead and give birth and see what hurts more. I have kicked guys in the balls and they laughed. Giving birth-that's a different story.
FemaIeDog 0
Your name is "OwMyBalls" and this is the situation. I wonder what your next FML will be...
FemaIeDog 0
Cleveland steamer time! Am I right?
kei1108 13
We will never know for sure. So there is no sense arguing about it. But just one fact: The ******** has 8,000 nerve endings. That's 2 times the average penis/balls. Sorry I had to throw that in there, but we really will never know. So just respect each other's opinions and move on.
kei1108 13
--- Oh also, thank you for defending women in your arguing though. :)
linnie_wesker 20
Maybe that's her way of telling you she's pregnant...