Today, my father told me that because of my 4.0 with all AP classes, I could choose where to eat tonight. My stepmother told him I wanted to eat at IKEA,...

By Shuntbob - 15/1/2018 17:30 - United States - Herriman

Today, my father told me that because of my 4.0 with all AP classes, I could choose where to eat tonight. My stepmother told him I wanted to eat at IKEA, of all places, because that's what she wanted. Guess who he believed, and guess where I am right now. FML

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By Dave_Davington | 33

#7586772 - Tuesday 16 January 2018 1:34

So I guess when you order food, they give you a box full of ingredients and a tiny butter knife?

By marecu | 13

#7586776 - Tuesday 16 January 2018 1:43

Maybe your stepmom just thought a 4.0 was worth a $4 meal

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By Dave_Davington | 33

#7586772 - Tuesday 16 January 2018 1:34

So I guess when you order food, they give you a box full of ingredients and a tiny butter knife?

Dave_Davington | 33

#7586773 - Tuesday 16 January 2018 1:34

*butter knife. Goddamnit me, that is not a question.

Lalala579121 | 27

#7587164 - Tuesday 16 January 2018 21:53

It works better as a question, honestly.

By LeoCor | 18

#7586774 - Tuesday 16 January 2018 1:36

Man, parents never believing what their kid says?? That’s so uncommon!

By marecu | 13

#7586776 - Tuesday 16 January 2018 1:43

Maybe your stepmom just thought a 4.0 was worth a $4 meal

By RichardPencil | 27

#7586777 - Tuesday 16 January 2018 1:50

Swedish meatballs and lingonberry soda — FTW!

By manb91uk | 22

#7586778 - Tuesday 16 January 2018 1:55

IGUESS you’re FEELINA little bit flat RITEBOUT now?

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7586779 - Tuesday 16 January 2018 2:09

Go celebrate with your friends later and don't invite your dad and especially not your stepmom.

By Notmymonkeysnotmycircus | 16

#7586781 - Tuesday 16 January 2018 2:23

You can eat there? I thought that’s where you bought like furniture and crap?

acmariner99 | 22

#7586783 - Tuesday 16 January 2018 2:26

Clearly you need to get out more.

Notmymonkeysnotmycircus | 16

#7586784 - Tuesday 16 January 2018 2:27

There’s no Ikea where I live

Sinshine | 25

#7586927 - Tuesday 16 January 2018 11:46

I knew there was food at IKEA. I'm just really surprised that people WANT to go there. I thought it's more of a "Ok so we bought furniture and the kids keep whining about being hungry so... fiiine"

By acmariner99 | 22

#7586782 - Tuesday 16 January 2018 2:25

Yet another narcissistic twatwaffle of a parent.

By Adam Daniel | 20

#7586786 - Tuesday 16 January 2018 2:33

aww poor OP! Your stepmom is the bitch, your dad meant well I would think :(

By RichardPencil | 27

#7586789 - Tuesday 16 January 2018 3:07

While you’re there, why not pick up a SKÄNKSKA, a FEMMEN VÅG and a DOMBÅS? (Yes, they are all real IKEA products!)