By Shuntbob - 15/01/2018 17:30 - United States - Herriman

Today, my father told me that because of my 4.0 with all AP classes, I could choose where to eat tonight. My stepmother told him I wanted to eat at IKEA, of all places, because that's what she wanted. Guess who he believed, and guess where I am right now. FML
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So I guess when you order food, they give you a box full of ingredients and a tiny butter knife?

Maybe your stepmom just thought a 4.0 was worth a $4 meal

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So I guess when you order food, they give you a box full of ingredients and a tiny butter knife?

*butter knife. Goddamnit me, that is not a question.

It works better as a question, honestly.

Man, parents never believing what their kid says?? That’s so uncommon!

Maybe your stepmom just thought a 4.0 was worth a $4 meal

Swedish meatballs and lingonberry soda — FTW!

IGUESS you’re FEELINA little bit flat RITEBOUT now?

Go celebrate with your friends later and don't invite your dad and especially not your stepmom.

You can eat there? I thought that’s where you bought like furniture and crap?

Clearly you need to get out more.

There’s no Ikea where I live

I knew there was food at IKEA. I'm just really surprised that people WANT to go there. I thought it's more of a "Ok so we bought furniture and the kids keep whining about being hungry so... fiiine"

Yet another narcissistic twatwaffle of a parent.

aww poor OP! Your stepmom is the bitch, your dad meant well I would think :(

While you’re there, why not pick up a SKÄNKSKA, a FEMMEN VÅG and a DOMBÅS? (Yes, they are all real IKEA products!)