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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2012 18:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML

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By youmakemesick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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Grossed out

By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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eksyneet 23

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:09

how long have you been spinning her for?..

jawarston 24

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:09

No amusement parks for you

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Homer1975 14

Wednesday 25 February 2015 8:04

Is there anyone get pregnant?

bobbywilcher 13

Wednesday 25 February 2015 8:38

How long have you been dating? Wouldn't you know that she get sick easily prior to this incident?

dc2fresh 15

Wednesday 25 February 2015 13:47

you should know your girlfriend better than that

Donnellando 15

Wednesday 25 February 2015 15:30

How fast did you spin her?!

nialls_girl 13

Thursday 26 February 2015 5:58

Maybe she had a full stomach? Sorry, OP.

Ilovelife93 9

Monday 12 October 2015 3:19

Sounds like she was full, OP...when i was with my ex, sometimes he would spin me after I ate I I didn't feel too good..and my stomach is made of steel..haha

Tomato_Cheese 22

Wednesday 30 December 2015 6:22

Puke fetish?

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