Today, I discovered that my recent binge-watching of “Young Sheldon” has caused me to hear Jim Parsons’s voice narrating everything I read. Including this FML. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I binge-watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting and now I'm not sure what day it is. FML
Today, I watched four episodes of Frasier at my mom’s house and now my algorithm is all Frasier facts and memes. FML
Today, I learned that I've married into a family that talks to movie characters as they’re doing stuff in the movie. Good luck hearing the dialogue now. FML
Today, I introduced my friend to a show I really like. I told her that I’m only halfway through the second season, but she should check it out. Since she’s on leave from work, she decided to binge watch every available episode, then text me multiple spoilers. FML
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML
Today, a friend told me that when I read, I make all the expressions the characters in the book are making. Apparently, I have been doing this since I was a kid, and no one ever told me. FML
Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML
Today, I joined a conversation about a TV show at work, agreeing enthusiastically. After a few minutes, I realized they were talking about a completely different show with a similar name. I nodded along, trapped, hoping no one asked questions. FML
Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Bazinga!
munchkin77 13
Whenever I've seen Jim Parsons in something besides Big Bang Theory, all I see is Sheldon...😂😂😂
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RichardPencil 32
Bazinga!
munchkin77 13
Whenever I've seen Jim Parsons in something besides Big Bang Theory, all I see is Sheldon...😂😂😂