Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
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Top comments
eksyneet 23
how long have you been spinning her for?..
jawarston 24
No amusement parks for you
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Comments (47)
watermelon15 35
Was it random? Was there a reason?
clairesucks 37
Does there need to be a reason?
ChristinePi 36
Plot twist she's pregnant and it's actually from the nausea that comes with pregnancy.
AstridMissle 12
Loving upchucked
gracehi 33
She literally can't contain her love for you.
LeBandit 20
silver lining if you two are still dating she knows you're a keeper
Mitchellbassists 29
Did you use a carnival ride to spin her? Sounds like you might have.
MenacingMe 17
I had a previous boyfriend who picked me up and spun around similar to what you did with your girlfriend and I accidentally kicked some poor sucker right in the ribs - I'm sorry you were puked on! That's definitely an FYL
gobiteme2 34
Probably shouldn’t take her for a spin in your car then
joelp232 17
mayb try spinning her more slowly next time
buckdharma 38
You say you want a revolution, Well, you know