Today, I got to wash my ex-wife's dishes at her apartment while her new boyfriend played with my daughter in the living room. FML
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Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, I had to give a massage to my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend as they got a couples’ massage. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, I went to visit my father. His new wife has hoarded out our childhood home nearly to the point of it being unliveable. That’s pretty funny, considering my dad used to literally beat us if our rooms weren’t clean or we left dishes in the sink. FML
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
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firefighter925 18
Yea its about that time to put your foot down. That's your kid
SAgirl 21
And you where there because?
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Comments (115)
KamiyaHaine 18
That was really nice of you to do so! I hope she thanked you for it!
Fluffydemise 18
Damn dude. I guess the overwhelming response from the posters is that you are minus a pair of testicles. I agree, dude you can't allow that to happen. Besides how obviously wrong it is that you do there chores, what about your kid. She's gonna grow up with a wimpy dad that can't stand up for himself. You shoulda grabbed the kid and gone to the park or something.
Dusty_Busters 15
Why?
cranker08 10
Don't let that happen again OP. don't let a woman control you let alone your EX-wife.
lowshadows 21
a price to pay for being divorced
nissan31 2
Where's your man card. She got it
perdix 29
At least your daughter is learning how to manipulate men -- she seems to be the protege of a master.
realist101 3
Grow a pair!!!
JaneChemi_fml 21
to everyone saying he deserves it, think about this, they are divorced. they most likely don't live together. the kid visits both mom and dad and if mom has a new man EVENTUALLY THEY WILL MEET THE KID. he should be happy the new guy gets along with the kid and doesnt shun her
davincidasecond 24
It doesn't matter. They are divorced but he still has a say in what goes on between his daughter and others, just like the mom does. Doing her dishes while her boyfriend plays with the child and he's not at least watching her? Come on now.
JaneChemi_fml 21
no one's forcing him To do dishes. that's on op. what I was trying to point out was that everyone is attacking the boyfriend. all he's doing is playing with his girlfriend's kid. I see nothing wrong with that since he may one day be the step dad
mr_jack_meoff 5
She walks on you because u are a doormat, been there done that, you will wise up . First time being phucked over is tough, you gotta accept she doesn't care about you, when you accept that, you will be on your way.