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By Rasta Pickles - 16/05/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my boss insisted we need to "do team bonding" so the deal was we all go bowling. I couldn't give a shit if they live or die, so ended up telling them I had COVID, just so I couldn't attend. Stick me on a desert island on my own and I'm in Utopia. FML
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Thaylok 17

Sounds like you are the prime target of the event. Expect more things to pop up until you join in and fake it.

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Shzusuziq11 11

So that means you must miss a few days work also, right?

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Shzusuziq11 11

So that means you must miss a few days work also, right?

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Thaylok 17

Sounds like you are the prime target of the event. Expect more things to pop up until you join in and fake it.

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Chazzster 28

My impression is that a minority of US workers (I am in the USA) actually enjoy “team building” activities. Some do and it’s a box a manger can check off as “fulfilling his duty to improve the cohesiveness of the workforce”. The very few exceptions I have seen have been for very small groups where it’s a low expectation event like a BBQ or something like that… Frankly if some idiot scheduled bowling as a team building activity for me I would likewise find a way out of it.

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Anderling 32

Gosh, I wonder why your boss demanded you join them for team building. You seem super friendly and approachable to your peers. /s

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Razath 17

As long as any "team bonding" exercises are done during work time, I don't really mind. Want to get together and do stuff after work? No thank you, free time is me time.

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