Today, I got to wash my ex-wife's dishes at her apartment while her new boyfriend played with my daughter in the living room. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, I had to give a massage to my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend as they got a couples’ massage. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, I went to visit my father. His new wife has hoarded out our childhood home nearly to the point of it being unliveable. That’s pretty funny, considering my dad used to literally beat us if our rooms weren’t clean or we left dishes in the sink. FML
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
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firefighter925 18
Yea its about that time to put your foot down. That's your kid
SAgirl 21
And you where there because?
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Comments (115)
girlbye23 15
Are you a carpet because she is walking all over you. Seriously though. Stop.
nplatinum 4
Well aren't you an idiot!
depocadoll 15
Okay, first of all, without any backstory, we can't make any judgements here, especially about the relationship between the daughter and new boyfriend. She could completely serious about him, and he could be really good with kids, which as a single mother I can tell you, plays a HUGE roll in how you spend the rest of your life. Second, I'm wondering is she sick, or... Why are you doing her dishes?? I'm sorry you were in that situation, I feel as the daughters father you should been able to e the one spending that time with her, while her bf is helping take care of what ever it was you were doing.
frecklefacee 6
Why???? FYL for doing it. I'm sure no one was forcing you to wash the dishes....
blackvyper 8
Man card REVOKED!
rainbow76 1
Good for you. It sounds like a great way to co parent.The dishes laundry and grocery shopping never end ... I think you stepped up to meet the needs of your child ... something a FATHER would do.
Raykyogrou03 12
There's a reason you get a divorce. It's to avoid situations like that.
underthesea12 24
No wonder she left you. You are not a man!
noncom 12
#117 Normally I wouldn't agree. But you are spot on with that one.
angel55033 12
WHY would you willingly do such a thing???
bridgetv25 8
Y.....D.....I