Today, I got to wash my ex-wife's dishes at her apartment while her new boyfriend played with my daughter in the living room. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, I had to give a massage to my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend as they got a couples’ massage. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, I went to visit my father. His new wife has hoarded out our childhood home nearly to the point of it being unliveable. That’s pretty funny, considering my dad used to literally beat us if our rooms weren’t clean or we left dishes in the sink. FML
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
firefighter925 18
Yea its about that time to put your foot down. That's your kid
SAgirl 21
And you where there because?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (115)
xALEXx_fml 15
Naw I agree your life does suck
TheSofaKing 7
I bet you used to buy Kotex for your ex.
siriusjones 6
So grow a pair.
worldclassrager 39
Wash them then leave them in the sink still soapy...
Bano360 25
You deserve it. Should just say no.
meherm 11
So you just stood there and let all of this happen. Man up! That's your daughter that you should be playing with and her boyfriend should be the one washing her dishes NOT YOU! YDI for not doing anything about it sweetie.
laughmaster 9
How did you end up washing the dishes anyways?
rita0ral 8
Played with your daughter
xXNerrrdXx 16
wa? why in the world are you doing that for them ?! grow some balls ,let then do their own crap as you play with your beautiful daughter !
battlmastr 7
Haha your her bitch
Ambient25 24
*you're