Today, I got to wash my ex-wife's dishes at her apartment while her new boyfriend played with my daughter in the living room. FML
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Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, I had to give a massage to my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend as they got a couples’ massage. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, I went to visit my father. His new wife has hoarded out our childhood home nearly to the point of it being unliveable. That’s pretty funny, considering my dad used to literally beat us if our rooms weren’t clean or we left dishes in the sink. FML
Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
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firefighter925 18
Yea its about that time to put your foot down. That's your kid
SAgirl 21
And you where there because?
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Comments (115)
graphicstyle7 17
Ok, in other words, you were acting like a grown-up, not a drama queen, in front of your kid. Get over the jealously, focus on what's good for your kid. I say, you are ok.
noncom 12
No sympathy for you. Grow a pair! Walk in there and say " Hey! I came here to visit MY daughter, not wash your dirty dishes. So get your stinking hands off of her and you go wash your own dirty dishes." What are going to do if you get custody of her and she gets a boyfriend and he starts abusing her? You just going to sit idly by and post an FML? No! You're going to go in there and beat the shit out of that little boy for laying a hand on your daughter. Your going to kick him out of the house and promise to kill him if he ever comes near your daughter again.
Bassalion 3
major feels man :(
jaredofmo 22
If you're going to become the maid, screw her new man. I will probably regret making this comment.
beneathitallxx 15
At least your ex wife's boyfriend seems to give your daughter attention. sounds like a plus.
ni0ve 9
dumb ass?
RKD 23
You did the right thing, at least you care enough about your daughter to make sure she eats off clean plates,,,,your ex-wife must be a real shit! It takes a real man to have the kind of self-control you do!
JCal585 8
Grow some balls..
DamnBobRoss 4
He needs to grow a pair. He sounds like every Jason Bateman movie character.
greggly123 6
Umm why would you be at get apartment doing her dishes? What kind of pussy are you?