FML for mobile
Free

Open in app
FMyLife
hoody United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

179

Collection

Black Friday

70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

weedow2 0

wtf.........

killabee 0

I don't quite understand, why were you all sleeping together? Like threesome style? But then it wouldn't really be an FML...???

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Sign in Create my account

Comments (179)

newsgit 0

I've had a similar experience. Except she was sitting on my lap, and they were making out. It was torture...it pretty much ruins every masturbatory fantasy.

Arotai 0

that sucks

neko_ceko 3

How the hell was someone sitting in your lap and making out with another guy? Well it still sucks.

Twi_lover_EC 6

WTF? Why were u sleeping in the bed with them? There is something called a floor or couch/chair.

wierdo16 0

um... why did u accept to sleep in the same bed then? O.o

saaaammmmm 0

Spooning with the boyfriend of your crush is almost as good as the real thing!

roobear 2

No offense, but I think this would annoy me much more if I were the other guy, than you. You're the pathetic guy that's in love with someone but never made a move... and you make it much worse on yourself by continuing to cling. Also, you should have declined the invitation to sleep in their bed. Sleep on the floor next time, you wouldn't have been here crying on FML.

Arotai 0

i have made a move. she knows how I feel. shes known for a year.

roobear 2

THEN DONT SLEEP IN THE SAME BED AS HER YOU DUMB F*CK

_nobodyspecial 0

Many years ago when I was in college I wasted a whole year of my love life chasing after a girl like that. Forget about her and find a girl that will respect you.

fudgnugget 0

ok then how FML ?

kdbrody 0

Obviously it was an FML because she knew how he felt and still did that to him and he said there was no threesome so he didn't get any that night and had to lay there knowing that she didn't like him like he did her or she wouldn't have her boyfriend there

shoguu 0

either make a move or get past it. I've done it, and it's better than torturing yourself. sleeping in the same bed as her is a god awful idea all around in any case, so while it is an FYL situation, you also deserve it since there were alternatives available.

perdix 31

A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal!

SeeBrendenBurn 0

Agreed. Unless that sandwich contains multiple slices of meat.

perdix 31

I'd think if she were truly the "love of his life," he'd want her to have what every girl wants: double penetration! Sorry if I sound like a mushy romantic.

twilitchaser15 0

WTF

ily1210 10

oh god thats just awkward