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That's ALOT of ****. You must have the stamina of a steamboat.
Or to start watching **** at the library. He's got options.
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Show it anywayDude, you need to get a girlfriend is you watch that much
74 So you'd be okay with it if your parents went at it right next to you? Yeah okay just clarifying.
The real mistake here was not having a backup plan. Have a second -> window
You do the crime, you gotta pay the time.
Alright 112. You said sexuality shouldn't be hidden, and by watching **** I assume you meant ALL types, however people seem to agree with you more so I'll just leave it at that.
Alt + tab?
Time to invest in a lock
#199, you have the mind of Albert Einstein, I assume.
...and the title of the video, in boldface print was "Son rapes mom, gruesome wild and greasy"...
I've spent too much time around 13 year old boys..
that's what happens when you work in the industry... (just a joke cat, don't kill me!)
Never heard that one before. It made me laugh.
I agree with maddidaddi (sorry if I spelt your name wrong mate). It's natural to look up some **** and jack off. There shouldn't be such a drastic reaction to it unless they are like 12 which I'm assuming he's not. Just talk to him about it. Taking everything away from him seems a bit drastic for something that's natural.
I have a button on my mouse programmed to minimize the window just to avoid such awkward moments ;)
Does your local library have any secluded computers hidden where people can't see you? If so, your in luck!
That's for the parent to decide. If his mom is religious or something and doesn't believe in ****, then OP deserves it for not having a better plan in case someone barges in. Personally, I think exploring your sexuality is healthy and the best answer is not to take away their stuff. They should have an open discussion about it.
Now on, keep a tab open...just on case.
What's wrong if they're 12? I got caught browsing **** when I was 12, all that happened is my family laughed at me. It's pretty funny looking back on it now.
Seriously? I'm 18, and my parents revoke my phone/computer if I log on to Facebook or text my boyfriend (whom they approve of highly) after 10:00 on week nights. I can't imagine what they would do if I was abusing those privileges. There is absolutely nothing wrong with setting household rules and expectations with resulting consequences for teenagers- it's called PARENTING.
it's called ALT-F4. Unless you had another window behind that and it also was some hardcore open.
I pity the fool.
Call me B.A Biceps !
Does anyone else realize how pathetic this is?
Mhhh some ERB fan ? No...
Cuz I crush your whole gang!
Thanks a lot guys, now that song is stuck in my head..
I hope it's understood, get in your van and get the f*ck out of my neighbourhood
#2 nice profile pic. SOMEONE needs a girlfriend.
Libaries still good :)
Library's (library is) still good. Let's go to all the libraries in town. And I think you should go to the library.
Nah libraries have strict filters. Plus...what kinda creeper goes to the library to try to look at ****?
Don't know about the UK but in the US watching **** in a library is now a felony.
Really? I once saw a guy watching **** in my local library. To make things worse, he was watching hentai, and was old and fat.
At my college's library I saw a man watching ****. It was really awkward.
107 then...kinky old librarian sexy times?
#54, you're mistaken. Library's is not 'library is', since adding apostraphy 's' means that the noun beforehand has possesion of the next noun to come up. Unless his name is Library, congratulations, you're a total dipshit.
Yes 206, trying to help with grammar, even though it's (it is) my second language, is worth cursing me out for. Please touch me again by cursing me out more and teaching me my lesson. I hope you feel tough in the end, you deserve that form of happiness.
ew a guy masturbating in the library ummm *shivers*
206 - You're an idiot. The 's is used for both possession and as an abbreviation for is. Some obvious examples include that's, he's, or what's, to name just a few. Take a cue from your username and LEARN before you speak.
And 206 takes the cake it biggest grammar nazi fail I've ever seen.
Speaking of corrections 206 please learn to spell the word apostrophe before calling someone else out on their mistakes you wanna be grammar nazi.
Nice try, but it's apostrophe, not "Apostrophy".
I thank you for the hope you have for me, but you're still mistaken. As I said before, adding the apostraphy 's' to a NOUN (which I think that "it" is not a noun) means possession of. I'm an English major. Don't try and ******* correct me. You're still a dipshit.
They need to take that major away! What are they, handing it out on street corners now? Your English fails. If I said "He's over here.", what does that mean? It means "He is over here". Not over belongs to him. Stop trying to sound smart, you make yourself look worse with every comment.
One more example: If I said "Subway's serving hot dogs.", it means "Subway is serving hotdogs". Now stop calling people dipshits when this language is not even their first. You're disgracing the public education system with your horrid attempts at trying to shove it down people's throats. And you are also making majors sound even more like a load of crap.
352 - You should study more. The possessive singular form of library is Library's.
That's why I always keep one softcore **** tab open...just in case :)
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Show it anywayHe never said anything about his social life Even popular people ********** man. It's not something specific to nerds and social outcasts.
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Show it anywayI love when girls bring attention upon themselves in the topic of sex, masturbation, and ****. Prime example; Lauren. BTW, WE GIRLS ALSO LOVE **** AND BEING ON TOP DURING SEX, YOU DARN SEXISTS!
77- Yeah, but let's face it; he probably was :P
Especially if you're doing it with mom at home and the door unlocked.
117 So masturbation is weird now? Are you not the one that just said the mom did the wrong thing and that you all for open sexuality? I don't know, seems a bit hypocritical.
161,
Oops, 161,
Lmao you said it!
Lauren, intriguing picture, if it's not a pipe then what is it?(couldn't see any other writing I have the iPod version)
5, Nothing suggests they were sitting there for days or hours, nothing says its even a habit...you may want to make judgements on problems that have some form of real evidence behind them next time.
36 - you ****** idiot we can see their sex beside the FML (at least i can on my iPod but I'm still pretty sure it shows on a computer or whatever device you have)
How do you know it was a guy
Six?? Isn't that a bit excessive?
105- Maybe it still was......
They were probably just pop ups.
OP was probably trying to find his computer's limits.
How is six tabs excessive? Open a bunch of videos, let them load, watch in order. I'd say six is low, even.
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Show it anywayWhat? Use his moms **** videos?
Everyone do that no ?
Yea #7 because every **** addict's mum definitely has her own **** videos.
Everyone watches **** man, especially teenagers, but you have to spare your parents. ********** late at night when they're asleep or something. But YDI. You were terribly unstealthy.
You're profile says you have 0 comments, yet I've already seen 2...I'm not sure whether to turn myself in to a mental institution or carry around garlic and a silver bullet....
The second one will work best but always have a back up plan...
Yea you're an idiot. Ydi for watching **** with your mom up and about
What's ydi
Yoda digs idiots
Yellow Dingy Iguanas. Here's an example. OP (Optimus Prime), why would you eat that? YDI (as in, Yellow Dingy Iguanas made him do it).
Yawning Douchebags Incorporated
Yucky dicky icky
81- It's you damn idiot.
Young Dying Immigrants
Yodeling demanding intestines
You drugged 'im. As in: Why did that naked man dance in my back yard? Well, YDI
You damned impotent... Example: YDI OP. (you damned impotent ostrich penis)
Your **** viewing habits have caught up with you. She probably was just waiting to catch you in the act because she was noticing one arm was becoming much bigger than the other.
hahaha. "Girl look at my right arm." ;) instead of "Girl look at my body. " :3 Also reminds me of Family Guy, when Quagmire discovered internet ****. xD
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time to stop watching so much ****
I pity the fool.