Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I woke up to 7 texts about the data overage charges that were accrued last night while I slept. Apparently my phone used nearly 8 GB of data, with no apps open, while I was sound asleep, leaving me with a $63 fee. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Wow, way to be a nosy parent
chabz_fml 0
@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.
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asforoneday 0
Fake as hell. "gangstalicious"
CurdledMilk 0
Um. With AT&T, if you're on a family plan your parents have the ability to go in and look at your texts. Or at least /my/ parents have the ability to do that. But, yeah, everyone that's saying "it's not possible" must be over the age of sixty.
dr_house_MD 0
227, or we just have a different carrier, such as verizon
420joker 0
With my phone company you can't see a copy of the text messages, its virtually impossible for my parents to know what I'm texting seeing as my messages auto-erase and I don't save sent messages. 1000 texts over is lets say like 45 minutes more of texting? so a couple minutes more a day texting than you people "with lives". Furthermore, when I text more it means I'm making plans ie. a life. The people commenting on these FML's lately should have to pass some sort of test to weed out stupid responses. And stop putting 15 year old kids down, im 18 but when I was 15 I was sexually active and so was nearly 3/4 of my school, as well as lots of my friends from other schools. We weren't stupid, we knew the dangers. Just means some kids are maturing faster than their parents did
missapple_fml 0
Let me get this straight... The kid doesn't get privacy because he's fifteen? Since when is there an age requirement for basic decency? If he wanted you to know, he'd tell you. You can punish him for going over his limit, because it's your money and all, but the content of his texts is his business. Man, am I glad my parents respect my privacy...
missapple_fml 0
Oh, and I'm 26. So not a teen...
Maxbigwood 0
tell your kid to not be such a ******* ****
lilcuti3pi389 0
that sux! all you kids talking shit are a bunch of ******* idiots and dont know what its like to be a parent so stfu the sad part doesnt even have to do with his son, its the fact that this man is apparently not having enough sex with his wife... lol and thats an FML fo sho!
Flamemonky 0
#147 Your idea results in- Dad: Aww I can't pay the house bills now. I guess Imma see you in the streets when I get out of jail.
xxmsp91 0
LOL ahahahahah, you should give your son a high five LOL. its your fault for being such a lousy parent. oh and, not everyone have sex at such an early age. im 17 and a virgin, not really ashamed about it either :P as a parent, i can understand for being nosy and all, but that was sumthing your son should have told you. You should have waited until he confessed