Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
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lexiBRo 0
You people do realize that not all people exchange rings when they are getting married. My cousins are SDA and they don't believe in wedding rings. They have three kids and I would hate for people to look down on her just b/c she isn't wearing a ring when she has been married for many years now.
Xinabeth 0
Some people don't believe in a god, so the choose to not be married under a god. Marriage is a religious concept; if you don't have a religion, why bother getting married? Just because someone isn't married doesn't mean they can't have kids. That lady was quite rude :(
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Ridyn 0
you'll get that often because you're a dirty **** with no husband and a baby on the way. you have no morals, you're the decline of America.
fabulousv 0
I hate people like that! I'm almost 3 months pregnant and at my job the woman that come in ALWAYS look at my ring finger for a ring once they find out. My boyfriend and I are in a VERY loving relationship but that doesn't mean we have to be married to have a baby....Yes getting married one day is in our plans but just because we are going to have a baby doesn't mean we will rush into something like getting married.
el_ECTRO 0
My last post was refurring to people like this, you're a good example illustrating my point.
taechanisapony 4
Aargh, then I'd have to treat her. Do you really want me to have to treat a dumb judgmental bitch like her?
theta_fml 0
@115 Shut the **** up. Your last post was retarded.
theta_fml 0
It's not entirely about religion. Some of us just have morals and contrary to the belief of the idiots on this site, there is nothing wrong with having morals.
4ube_fml 6
Morals is bullshit. Everybody should live their lives as they want, and "being moral" or "not being moral", you keep it to yourself, like the amish, and you think you are going to heaven, and let others burn in hell. Telling people how to live, and how "bringing a kid into the world while you're not married" (or not show a sign of) is "wrong', THAT's immoral.
Mulada 0
But judging by what you said, people telling others they're doing wrong is immoral, but morals are bullshit. So they're not doing anything wrong if there are no morals.
Kris2476 0
Ya'll are getting nasty. And sorry if I misspelled ya'll OP, are you sure you maybe mistook something for a roll of the eyes? She shouldn't be so judgemental, but this isn't really an fml. You don't deserve it, because nothing happened, and your life doesn't suck because...um...nothing happened. Does no one know what an fml is?
klutz7269 0
Who gives to craps if she is married or not!? Everyone who is being judgemental should go **** themselves! My dad married and left my mom when I was three! My parents were married when my mom had me and my siblings but was in the worst marriage possible! My dad was an asshole and treated her like shit! I would imagine that she would have rather been not married because of how she was treated. In the long run she raised alone anyways and she did a great job! Congrats OP on the baby!
11bellacasey 0
people are such **** bags today. so ******* judgemental.
Qup 0
suffertree & meth: you are two narrow minded freaks! being pregnant and not wearing a ring doesn't make you a **** nor does it make you anti marriage. in free countries, people deserve to do things without being judged by small hearted ignorant people like you.
icertainlysuck 0
What a bitch. I hope she dies of Cancer.
CL41RE 0
It was rude of her to roll her eyes at you. Maybe you were married but not wearing a ring... or whatever. Let's just say, nobody got married anymore, and then we have all these pregnant women who had sex with their boyfriends. Then one day, daddy decides: "I'm tired of this person I want to go **** someone else. Why be loyal?". Then here's mom, all alone to raise her child. Maybe some of you have done that and don't care but then later in life they will really regret it. I'm not beig narrow minded. Maybe most of you have no problem with this. You are free to do what you wish. I'm just trying to teach you SOME morals. Whatever. Don't get mad at me for speaking my opinion.
skrabbler2 0
"Then one day, daddy decides: "I'm tired of this person I want to go **** someone else. Why be loyal?"" Yeah, like that only happens with couples who aren't married. Remember Mark Sanford? He's one of the crazy "moral" Christians too.
midwestjerk 0
*pats Claire on the head* Now, little girl, let me explain something to you: People who are married will also decide to go **** someone else. A ring on the finger and a couple of quick vows does not put up a magical force-field around your genitals that only your spouse can break. Many, many marriages have ended because a spouse was unfaithful. Do you understand, little girl?
CL41RE 0
Everyones different anything might happen. But people would get married because they find a person worth commuting their lives to. I understand things may change and problems occur so it could happen in a marriage too. I guess I grew up in a protected world where everyone I know is in a healthy family relationship. Shame on me for not knowing exactly what it's like, from personal experience.
theta_fml 0
I love all this "Oh it's the 21st century" crap that keeps popping up. Like that makes it anymore ok to engage in this behavior. But wait since we're in the 21st century lets just throw all our morals out the window. Like the dawn of a new century means we can all start acting like idiots because everyone is more "accepting" of that view point. Guess what, accepted stupidity is still stupidity.
Caddy23 0
#274 I would like to point out that the reason that you keep saying that having sex before marriage is "stupid" is only because you've never had it. Oh, btw, i had sex last night, quick pray for me! ******* hell, you are being a hypocrite. Obviously you have chosen the christian faith. nothing wrong with that. But im sure somewhere in the bible it must say that everyone is entitled to free will/opinion. And...oh look, your not honoring that.
theta_fml 0
Who ever said I was religious. That's the problem with idiots like you. You assume that people who have morals derive them from religion. Well let me put this in terms even you can understand morals != religion. And I may choose to wait until marriage but at least I never have to deal with shit like this.
regalarius 0
#274: I can guarantee you that you exhibit behavior that I find immoral. Meanwhile, I might exhibit behavior that you find immoral. How do we decide whose judgment is correct? Your answer appears to be, "Well, clearly, *I* am correct." It's the 21st century, yours are not the only set of morals that exist. Just because your sand mine differ don't mean that I have none.
Caddy23 0
Waiting until marriage is your choice. Good for you. But just because YOU chose to, doesnt mean i'm an idiot because i have sex. and "deal with shit like this" wtf does that even mean? ok, so do you think that you'll get married, and have the sex and everything will be perfect. NO. it will not. Someone who waits could get married, get pregnant and their husband could leave them because of this, no? Don't have a shit about what i just said, it was an example, that people who wait until marriage can still wind up in the same situation us who do not wait. btw ive slept with one person. been together for 5 years. Do i still have no morals? As, obviously i dont go around spreading my legs for anyone? hopefully little fatcs like these will help you see that you need to stop being so narrow minded.
theta_fml 0
Hopefully conversations like this demonstrate how quickly you get all wound up on the internet.
Caddy23 0
**** off, as if you didnt think that you would get a bite out of what you first posted.
theta_fml 0
Well ya, duh. That's kinda why I posted it. You're the catch of the day infact. Here fishy fishy fishy.
Caddy23 0
so...do you spend all day on here...posting a load of shit that no one wants to hear? i think you probably do. well guess what, im going to go have sex right now. wish me luck!
theta_fml 0
Good luck, you probably need it.
Caddy23 0
well you wouldnt know now would you?
theta_fml 0
You're still here? I thought you were off having sex like you proclaimed. Unless there is no one there for you to have sex with. And yes I would know since you asked me to wish you luck.
Caddy23 0
yes, i had sex. i just wanted to see what stupid comment you would follow up with. You have entertained me quite well! thankyou, you made my day
theta_fml 0
You really are stupid. I'm the one being entertained, you're just getting all mad because you can't win this conversation no matter what you say.
lazorzpewpew 0
You are quite brilliant for a barbie ;) This poster summarizes the whole thing - don't judge. Protip for anyone mentioning religion: "Don't judge lest ye be judged" ring a bell? mmmm? :)
tipsy337 0
I would have shitted in a bag then shoved it in her face
wowfmlife 0
Well yeah, YDI
Shyman4ever 0
Omg people are such religious bitches these days. Humans weren't ment to be married before having sex. It's just another man-made bullshit. F all of our lives for having to follow these retarded religious rules.