Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML
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Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
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lexiBRo 0
You people do realize that not all people exchange rings when they are getting married. My cousins are SDA and they don't believe in wedding rings. They have three kids and I would hate for people to look down on her just b/c she isn't wearing a ring when she has been married for many years now.
Xinabeth 0
Some people don't believe in a god, so the choose to not be married under a god. Marriage is a religious concept; if you don't have a religion, why bother getting married? Just because someone isn't married doesn't mean they can't have kids. That lady was quite rude :(
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Comments (406)
CrunkCupcake97 2
Wow. You people need to make your own decisions instead of making them for other people. When my mom had me she wasn't married to my dad, they got married a year later though because it'd be easier to raise a family. You people are so judgemental. That lady is pretty rude.
Lisasimpsonfan 0
How do you know the OP isn't married? She might not be wearing her ring because of a number of reasons. I don't wear my wedding rings because I have problems with my hands. I joke that I would rather wear my wedding ring in my nose anyway. :) People need to learn to MTOB. It's not like she was asking the snobby wench to help raise or support her kid.
Instag8r 0
now now, some comments are quite rude, after all even slutty *****'s who put out to anyone with a 20$ bill has feelings. YDI. ho.
soundmind311 0
fyl for being pregnant and having a bastard child.
Jazzywrites007 2
You do realize that you'll Never be one of the Great Trolls of FML, right? Just sayin' ...
Instag8r 0
mkay, like I am going to care,.
Shadow_Sniper 0
Bastard child!? Really? How about you start living in the 21st Century like the rest of us?
pyroanarchist23 0
if shes not married then the child is technically a bastard, thats what theyre called dumbass lol
cxal_fml 0
The correct term for a child born out of wedlock is "bastard." While its not common, for obvious reasons, it certainly is still officially the correct term to use when describing such a child today. Just as the name for a female dog is not common, but still officially correct
Shadow_Sniper 0
#168 If you are going to respond to one of my replies then at least do so in context.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
You know what, there are just too many judgemental assholes on this site. OP, I hope you and your baby are healthy. So what if your not married? I, for one, do not think you are a **** or a *****. I hope you and your baby have a wonderful and happy life :)
jdawg777 0
if you have kids but are not married, then you should marry the father. If you dont know who it is, then you should just pray for forgiveness
jdawg777 0
YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK. IT IS WRONG TO HAVE KIDS OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE. THE BIBLE SAYS SO. I USED TO THINK THAT AT LEAST SOME PEOPLE ON THIS SITE HAD CONSCIOUSES
k_cool 0
lolz yous all crahazy
xoGAMERCHICKx3 0
Not /everyone/ worships the Bible. Besides, maybe she had to take the ring off because her hands were swollen or it was starting to hurt or something.
jdawg777 0
if she had to take the ring off then i have no problem. and what do you mean "worship the bible"? Do you mean not everyone is christian? This is true, but all people should be christian. It is simply wrong to have sex outside of marriage.
BSPiotr 0
Maybe next time you should actually read the bible.
JoeyfoShoey 0
Oh huh, 172. Are you a practicing theologian? Have you gone to a seminary? Honestly.
penny69 0
because it is posted on the internet, doof
ryepdx 0
Technically whatever our tax dollars get used for *is* our business. Not condoning the judgmental woman's behavior by any stretch of the imagination, but it would be naive to pretend that having more people drawing money from the government doesn't put extra stress on that government and, in turn, its citizens.
lexiluffagus 0
Who said shit about people drawing money from the government? I don't think the OP said anything about being on welfare.
xoGAMERCHICKx3 0
It's your personal opinion that all people should be Christian. However, I disagree. We are all entitled to our own beliefs. I'm an atheist because I have the right to be. And considering you're a Christian, I'm sure you believe that God gave every human free-will, therefore, He gave them the right to believe whatever they want to believe.
wolfie2394 0
I've never really got marriage myself If you love each other why the hell do you need some priest to tell you?