By heya - 24/12/2012 10:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML
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That's great parenting... Not

That would still make your mom look bad,your children are a reflection of yourself after all

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That's great parenting... Not

That joke is totally new and not overused.... Not.

It's barely a joke at all.

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"Not"!? You totally had me there. I thought it was REALLY great parenting. Good thing you put "not" or I would have believed you.

Monster-in-law *

I see what you did there ;)

What did he do where?

We referenced a chick-flick

Monster For a Mother actually.

Wow that's just like all kinds of wrong

Sure, but how could OP not taste it?

By the time OP tasted it, it could be too late.

there are also drugs made to be undetected in a drink. im just guessing but aren't roofies tasteless in a drink?

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No shit, Sherlock. Did you have Watson help you out on that one, or did you figure it all by yourself?

Sherlock wouldn't need Watson anyways.. Sherlock is Sherlock.

At least you know this, and that's half the battle.

That would still make your mom look bad,your children are a reflection of yourself after all

In my opinion not really

Really? So when you see a 5/6 year old kid screaming in the grocery store because they want a toy you don't blame the parents? That's entirely the parents fault for not raising the kid right... So if a kid (teen, young adult, whatever) got drunk at a formal party it's a direct connection to the way they were raised

and someone with the name "pedosmurf" would be an expert on children! they study them...

How can you say children are a reflection of their parents? My mom raised my sisters and me the same way and all three of us are different people. I bought my first house at 23, one sister is in debt up to her eyeballs and she's only 21. The third is almost 19 with no job or license, still lives at home and refuses to go into stores by herself. Same upbringing, different people. I don't see how it is a reflection.

You have a great point, but all it come to is a reflection... Each of you are your own people and will do with your life how you please but a portion of your circumstances is how you reflected on your upbringing. My grandma has 8 kids all brought up the same... Each of which have their own completely different mistakes, attributes and lives. They all blame it on their childhood and each of them is correct even though they lead their lives differently. It's just a matte of the person and what they subject themselves to.

what the hell...

I was going to thumb you down until unread your profile picture...

That's when you blurt out her dirty secrets.

I thought alcohol made people look better? ;) Should have put it in the mother-in-law's drink and you'd both look great...

Dude, what the fuck? Your mom is messed up.