By heya - 24/12/2012 10:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML
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Same thing different taste

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That would still make your mom look bad,your children are a reflection of yourself after all



That joke is totally new and not overused.... Not.

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"Not"!? You totally had me there. I thought it was REALLY great parenting. Good thing you put "not" or I would have believed you.

iiAntheA17 7
mduffy08 8
txgirl2013 14

Monster For a Mother actually.

By the time OP tasted it, it could be too late.

there are also drugs made to be undetected in a drink. im just guessing but aren't roofies tasteless in a drink?

No shit, Sherlock. Did you have Watson help you out on that one, or did you figure it all by yourself?

TellMeWhatsDeath 14

Sherlock wouldn't need Watson anyways.. Sherlock is Sherlock.

At least you know this, and that's half the battle.

That would still make your mom look bad,your children are a reflection of yourself after all

pedosmurf 7
TxCountryBeauty 10

Really? So when you see a 5/6 year old kid screaming in the grocery store because they want a toy you don't blame the parents? That's entirely the parents fault for not raising the kid right... So if a kid (teen, young adult, whatever) got drunk at a formal party it's a direct connection to the way they were raised

and someone with the name "pedosmurf" would be an expert on children! they study them...

How can you say children are a reflection of their parents? My mom raised my sisters and me the same way and all three of us are different people. I bought my first house at 23, one sister is in debt up to her eyeballs and she's only 21. The third is almost 19 with no job or license, still lives at home and refuses to go into stores by herself. Same upbringing, different people. I don't see how it is a reflection.

TxCountryBeauty 10

You have a great point, but all it come to is a reflection... Each of you are your own people and will do with your life how you please but a portion of your circumstances is how you reflected on your upbringing. My grandma has 8 kids all brought up the same... Each of which have their own completely different mistakes, attributes and lives. They all blame it on their childhood and each of them is correct even though they lead their lives differently. It's just a matte of the person and what they subject themselves to.

That's when you blurt out her dirty secrets.

I thought alcohol made people look better? ;) Should have put it in the mother-in-law's drink and you'd both look great...

Dude, what the ****? Your mom is messed up.