Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
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lexiBRo 0
You people do realize that not all people exchange rings when they are getting married. My cousins are SDA and they don't believe in wedding rings. They have three kids and I would hate for people to look down on her just b/c she isn't wearing a ring when she has been married for many years now.
Xinabeth 0
Some people don't believe in a god, so the choose to not be married under a god. Marriage is a religious concept; if you don't have a religion, why bother getting married? Just because someone isn't married doesn't mean they can't have kids. That lady was quite rude :(
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jeanine_fml 0
I have a friend who has a 2 year-old daughter. Whenever she goes out in public she wears her old engagment rings from when she and the baby's father were still planning on getting married because she gets so many dirty looks and comments otherwise. It's pretty sick. If they're being caring and attentive parents, who the hell cares whether or not they're married? I know plenty of parents who are or were married and completely ignored or abused their children. Some people think that being married is the number one requirement to be a good parent. I absolutely agree that it is ideal to bring a child up in a stable family with a both father and mother figure, but sometimes due to life's circumstances that simply can't happen. And it's really not that big of a deal if it doesn't. Children can still be very successful after having been raised in single-parent homes. Look at President Obama: he was raised by a single mom and is pretty damn successful; and you can't deny it just because you don't like his politics. He still managed to be President.
Ladyem_fml 0
You're most likely wrong. She can obviously afford a plane ticket, so you're just judgmental for no reason. Good job.
mymichelle 0
how nice of you to guess that she's employed and purchased that ticket herself; besides, any two dollar ***** can come up with $75.00 for a one way flight --since we're assuming.
GFLiE 0
AMEN, 73!!!!! Can't agree with you more!
kira822_fml 0
I don't believe in premaritle sex but that was extreamly rude. The ring could have been left at home or in her purse or a suitcase just incase.
lexiBRo 0
The fact that she didn't have on a ring doesn't mean much. She may very well be in a marriage or committed relationship. My bf's parents have been together for almost 30 years and they aren't married. He is 22 so that means they were together for a good seven years b4 they even had kids. Does the fact that they didn't go to the courthouse or a church and get married change the dynamic of their family in anyway? No, it doesn't. My bf and his siblings grew up in a house w/ both parents his entire life and does not need counseling. And like I said before, my cousins that are SDA don't believe in wearing rings for religious reasons but they are married w/ kids. Don't judge people!
mattmag 0
Pft where I'm from, that's pretty common. You'd be the rule, not the exception.
netbeui435 3
just what the worldnneeds, another single mother. fail.
DinosAndAliens22 18
People are too judgmental, really. I'm sorry she said that.
alwaysalady 0
Next time, puke on her. I puked on few people when I was pregnant. They are very nice to you after that. They are afraid.
tabasco70 0
who the **** cares what that bitch thinks? have confidence. respect yourself. ignore judgmental people like that. Especially if they don't know the slightest bit about you.
allocomrade 0
not that i'm necessarily against single parents/pregnant w/out marrige, but personally, if it were me and i got my gf pregnant, i would propose. 2 me that seems like the proper thing to do.
sucks4you5 0
u should have thrown up on her