Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
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lexiBRo 0
You people do realize that not all people exchange rings when they are getting married. My cousins are SDA and they don't believe in wedding rings. They have three kids and I would hate for people to look down on her just b/c she isn't wearing a ring when she has been married for many years now.
Xinabeth 0
Some people don't believe in a god, so the choose to not be married under a god. Marriage is a religious concept; if you don't have a religion, why bother getting married? Just because someone isn't married doesn't mean they can't have kids. That lady was quite rude :(
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capricaz 0
The bitch is an idiot who probably only ever had sex with one guy, if she ever did. Who in their right mind waits to have sex after marriage? It's not healthy. FYL
darkmis1 18
Next time puke on that bitch. Just bcuz you're not married doesn't mean you won't be a great mom. My parents never got married, I barely see my ass of a dad, and I graduated on the honour roll. For all the peoe saying the OP deserves it for getting pregnant and not gettin married, stfu!
kamuku 0
You know as long as she A)Takes care of the child with or without help with love and respect B)Find a nice family for the child or C) Do whatever else could be considered best for that child just because she isn't married doesn't mean anything, i know some "bastards" and they are great people i think religion is a great, i'm roman cathloic, but i belive religion should not control every aspect of your life and i do not think god would hate someone just because they had a child before they got married if they truely love each other or the child is taken care of in a respectful way say what you want about it just take the time to read it and think about it
accordionz 0
arn't u a filthy little ****, of course u are if ur pregnant and not married, don't be a prostitute YTDI
spill_the_beans 0
What a horrible old-fashioned woman, we're in the 21st century.
Jsweeney 0
ok, im pretty sure the hands up and down is for if they say something really bad and not if they state there beliefs.
4ube_fml 6
That's not true, most people do not wait until mariage to have sex. I bet 95% of highschoolers and college students already had sex in the us.
stupiidx3 0
theta, you are ridiculous ! how does she deserve it for being pregnant. how you know she didnt get rape and thats how she got pregnant? and maybe out of her morals she decided to not abort the baby and keep the baby huh? having morals dont mean you can judge people. you dont know them so how the hell you going to judge someone if you dont even know what's going on in their life? judgemental people can go burn in hell.
bookworm124 0
: Don't waste your time worrying about what people say or think about you. Just curious, but did you just forget to wear your ring? If so, the whole to-do about marriage is null. But here's my opinion: Two people who love each other should be able to have sex or have a kid if they want. Marriage is just a formality, but love is the true tie that binds. If you have a kid, congradulations :) If not, it's your choice. Personally, I'm waiting until I get married, but I'm just super-old fashioned in my relationships. Mazel Tov on being pregnant though :D Best of luck to you, the father, and your baby!
Me27 0
Sounds like her problem, not yours. (And BTW - I'm 22, in college, and a virgin. I believe sex should wait till marriage, but who are we to judge? That's up to God.)