Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML
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Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
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lexiBRo 0
You people do realize that not all people exchange rings when they are getting married. My cousins are SDA and they don't believe in wedding rings. They have three kids and I would hate for people to look down on her just b/c she isn't wearing a ring when she has been married for many years now.
Xinabeth 0
Some people don't believe in a god, so the choose to not be married under a god. Marriage is a religious concept; if you don't have a religion, why bother getting married? Just because someone isn't married doesn't mean they can't have kids. That lady was quite rude :(
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milenavessylo 0
And here we have yet another reason why pregnant women are a delight to be around. You puke next to this unsuspecting lady who paid good money to sit there, make a big stink, and then get offended when she disapproves of the reason that put her in that nasty situation in the first place??? YOU are the one who got knocked up by some random, non-committal douchebag. Women like you are the reason that nice men and nice women can't find each other and have nice lives together. No, not everything is a fairytale, but desperate women like you who put out before they get any kind of commitment from the sperminator are the reason that depression rates are so high, divorces are a dime a dozen, and poor bastard children grow up with no clue as to how to have a healthy, loving relationship - because they've never SEEN it in their parents' lives. So go ahead, pop out yet another latch-key kid to be raised by TV and nannies. Perpetuate the group-think that believes societal progression means throwing caution to the wind and doing what FEELS good NOW. You are weak minded, and you are easy. Why would any man commit to you when he already knows that the mother of his child is willing to conduct herself in such a self-destructive way? And even if a man does commit to a woman like you, then he is not marriage material in the first place. You need a heavy dose of self esteem and therapy, not a child to screw up with your self-righteous, uninformed, defensive lack of morality and self-indulgent promiscuity. Actually, now that I think about it, F your life, indeed. You have a lot of work to do, honey.
absurdliaisons 0
Milenavessylo: Bah, baaah. Here, sheepy sheepy. A ******* piece of paper dictated by the government has no bearing whatsoever on my lifestyle, thanks. I love your "you're ... the reason that depression rates are so high". What's the matter little lamb? Easier to spout off nonsense than actual statistics? And don't bother, 95% of statistics are made up. Thanks for playing and don't forget to tip your waiter. References: http://www.lorien1973.com/what-percent-of-statistics-are-made-up/
milenavessylo 0
Do you not see the irony in providing me with a statistic about how many statistics are made up? Adoption seems like a good idea for a girl like you. Good luck with everything. Honestly.
newmom09 0
Do you realize how much you just sounded like the douchebags you were referring to? That's the funniest most ironic part of it all! Have a nice day, deary :]
absurdliaisons 0
Milevanessylo: That was the point, lamb. It was meant to be facetious. There isn't an actual "number" that can show the number of people who use false statistics. And sweetie, I'm well on my way to my thirties. Your comments officially make no sense.
milenavessylo 0
Only ugly girls are required to put out in order to get guys. I can see why you're so bitter.
regalarius 0
Categorically false. Putting out is always mandatory. :-P
absurdliaisons 0
Milevanessylo: I have a question for you. Have you ever stopped to think for one second that maybe, just maybe this girl had IVF? That she meant to get pregnant? Or, are you Uri Gellar and know her whole situation? 'Cause. Gee whiz. That's awesome.
milenavessylo 0
Yep, it crossed my mind. Decided against it. Too improbable, and too stupid. She's just a good ol' fashioned *****. If not, she's a ******* retard. Either way, f her life.
taechanisapony 4
@Milevanessylo (#313) Oh honey ... My boyfriend and I are planning on having kids as soon as I'm done with school and move back to where we grew up. Now, we aren't planning on getting married for some time after that, because he's going to be gone for a lot of the time, due to work, and we won't have time to until he's out of the navy. Does that make me a ****? No. Does it mean my kids are going to be raised by TV and nannies? Again, no. Does it mean my kids are going to never see a good relationship? Of course not! Marriage =/= Good relationship. A fine example of that is my boyfriend's parents. They were married, and split up when he was 13. So just because someone is married, doesn't mean they're in a good relationship. And just because someone ISN'T married, doesn't mean they're a **** or easy. I'm not having kids based on what 'feels good now,' I'm having kids when my boyfriend and I are ready. And the OP did not puke ON the lady next to her. She threw up in the air-sickness bag, which the lady next to her COMMENTED ON. 'Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed.' Learn to read. What if our lovely OP here was a surrogate? You know, someone who carries the baby for someone with a ******-up uterus. What if she was raped? What if she's a lesbian, and can't get married because it's illegal in her state? Unwed mother =/= easy **** who can't keep her legs closed. Just because there's so many like that, doesn't mean it's what all of them are. Sorry for the long post, and sorry that it's out of order, but I just wrote it as it came to mind. :P
Acidwash1987 0
I get it all the time being a young mother. it dosent get much better :( and to everyone that looks down on it marriage is a religious thing, and alot of people who are married dont wear the rings anyways. **** everyone who thinks its so horrible to have kids before marriage it dosent make you a **** at all.
newmom09 0
If it makes you feel any better, neither my wedding nor my engagement rings fit me anymore, because my fingers got very swollen during my pregnancy, and never went down. I still can't wear them, so most people think I'm a single mom. I'm from a small town in Tennessee . . .
milenavessylo 0
Aww, all those crazy hormones must have you just chomping at the bit for someone to insult. Barefoot and pregnant, much? Go eat something, cow. Is it too late to abort?
Lithorien 6
Not married? Way to be a single mother and be a craptacular parent to the kid. YDI.
Tsulu 0
Unmarried =/= Single. Has it occurred to anyone that she may have a boyfriend, or that she just doesn't wear a ring? And even if she is single, that doesn't mean she'll be a shitty parent, or that she's a ****. Or that anyone should treat her that way. Anyway, FYL for that woman being such a bitch.
sickinlove13 0
What a ****. I'm sure I'll be getting those looks soon, 'cause I'm pregnant with my boyfriend's child. I don't have a ring either, but I do have a promise ring that gets mistaken for an engagement ring all the time.
sandy_paul_adopt 0
My wife and I have been trying to do a private adoption for almost a year. If adoption is a valid option for you we would love to talk with you and your daughter. We are a very loving couple who can help with the expenses and would be honored to have such a precious gift. Feel free to email us at [email protected] if you would like to exchange phone numbers.
hiitisbrooke 28
isn't the ring on your right ring finger?
boredperson 0
didn't you leave this on someone else's FML too
oh_dear34 0
In the US, it is on the ring finger of your left hand.