FML : Today, I learned that my mum makes it a habit to listen at the door whenever I'm on the toilet to make sure my "bowels are in tip-top shape". FML

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Today, I learned that my mum makes it a habit to listen at the door whenever I'm on the toilet to make sure my "bowels are in tip-top shape". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By why is there no 'family' category? - / Thursday 30 August 2018 16:00 / Australia

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By RichardPencil | 26

#7685401 - Thursday 30 August 2018 23:42

That’s no good. She’s gotta come in and examine your feces and stick her finger up your ass and feel around. The really good moms these days have their own colonoscopes.

Sorry your mom is just half-assing it.

By tmj25789 | 23

#7685377 - Thursday 30 August 2018 22:21

Is your mom in the nursing field? I had a teacher in school that monitored her kids bowels. They were small children though.

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By tmj25789 | 23

#7685377 - Thursday 30 August 2018 22:21

Is your mom in the nursing field? I had a teacher in school that monitored her kids bowels. They were small children though.

By Charlie Given | 19

#7685398 - Thursday 30 August 2018 23:34

Your mom is the poop whisper 😂🤣🤣

By RichardPencil | 26

#7685401 - Thursday 30 August 2018 23:42

By pjsr | 31

#7685433 - Friday 31 August 2018 0:46

Plop, Plop!
Whizz, Whizz!
Oh what a relief it is!

By J352SAURUS | 30

#7685438 - Friday 31 August 2018 1:02

I agree with your username, OP!

By Notamusedanymore | 16

#7685457 - Friday 31 August 2018 1:54

She’s just trying to cover the fact that she’s checking making sure your not jerking off.

By Kruxon | 11

#7685503 - Friday 31 August 2018 5:09

Well at least you know that you're being watched on..

By samomaha | 11

#7685962 - Friday 31 August 2018 23:31

All I can say is, "Eeeeeeewwwww!"

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