why is there no 'family' category?
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Today, I learned that my mum makes it a habit to listen at the door whenever I'm on the toilet to make sure my "bowels are in tip-top shape". FML
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RichardPencil 30
That’s no good. She’s gotta come in and examine your feces and stick her finger up your ass and feel around. The really good moms these days have their own colonoscopes. Sorry your mom is just half-assing it.
tmj25789 23
Is your mom in the nursing field? I had a teacher in school that monitored her kids bowels. They were small children though.
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tmj25789 23
Is your mom in the nursing field? I had a teacher in school that monitored her kids bowels. They were small children though.
Charlie Given 26
Your mom is the poop whisper 😂🤣🤣
RichardPencil 30
That’s no good. She’s gotta come in and examine your feces and stick her finger up your ass and feel around. The really good moms these days have their own colonoscopes. Sorry your mom is just half-assing it.
pjsr 32
Plop, Plop! Whizz, Whizz! Oh what a relief it is!
J352SAURUS 30
I agree with your username, OP!
Notamusedanymore 17
She’s just trying to cover the fact that she’s checking making sure your not jerking off.
Kruxon 11
Well at least you know that you're being watched on..
samomaha 17
All I can say is, "Eeeeeeewwwww!"