By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 408
You deserved it 16 504

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That should tell you something

peachesncreem 21

Makes me wonder how you passed the driving test..


That should tell you something

That he doesn't know how to drive :p

I'm nearly 22 and don't even have a leaner permit. I can drive but in Australia you have to fill a logbook with 100 hours of driving before you can sit the test.

They see me rolling, they hating!

MizzErikaHart 8

Tells me op must drive better drunk...

laxbro182 1

Tells me drunk drivers drive better than op.... Op must be a chick...

FMLshark 12

Maybe OP drives like they're drunk when they're sober, and drives like they're sober when they're drunk. I wouldn't recommend trying it though.

FMLshark 12

Maybe OP drives like they're drunk when they're sober, and drives like they're sober when they're drunk. I wouldn't recommend trying it though.

And that's how you know you're a suckish driver

"Suckish" isn't a word. Even my iPhone agrees.

Nobody cares. Even my iPhone agrees.

tjv3 10

Maybe you should learn to drive correctly

dsbs 9

98- I would

AdamBasebal69 0

Drive sober or get puled over.

spekledworf 18

This happened to me... I was driving in the middle of the night and was gunna blow a red light since the streets were empty... til my lights reflected off a cruiser in a parking lot and I stopped short : live and learn

#5 naw! That he shouldn't feed aliens pancakes!! Lol jk I love u Captain obvious ftw :3

peachesncreem 21

Makes me wonder how you passed the driving test..

EvilTwerp 12

I heard about a lady somewhere in Asia who failed the driving test 492 times. She passed the 493rd time.

Cool story bro.

That's a bit like spongebob who never seems to pass his test.

MetalxSoldier 26

The op never said they had their driver license...

peachesncreem 21

#31 - Wow. Really? This is the 2nd time OP got pulled over. You don't think one of the cops would have asked to see their license especially with the way they were driving?

courtneyann211 10

A lot of states have to pass you the 4th time you take it. :/ scares me to drive most days.

Are you retarded?

RedPillSucks 31

@40, are you certain about that? Driving is a privilege, not a right.

MissHayleyJames 7

What are the requirements in Cali? I didn't even have to take a test in Texas. I did the drivers ed in a box so my dad taught me and all we had to do was show them paperwork and they gave me my license. No test involved. As great as the drivers ed in a box is, I still think they should make you test with one of their people, otherwise you and your parents can just lie about doing it. I didn't log as many hours as required but we just said I did since I was driving fine. Had I been driving like an idiot then my dad would've made me log more. Makes you wonder though how many parents just sign the paperwork without ever letting their kids drive.

Also...For me that's doing to much! In Cali if you wait til your 18 you just take the permit and then the behind the wheel test :D wayyyyyy easier than doing all that other stuff so, most ppl in my community just wait because we don't have that kind of money to dish out and it's well worth it! I hope that answered your curiosity about driving regulations in Cali :D

Only half of my comment post :( I explained the restrictions and stuff. Lols

courtneyann211 10

54- yes. I know plenty of people in different states that have failed multiple times and received it on the 4th or 5th time failing.

61--This totally explains why every car I see overturned in a ditch in the mountains has Texas plates! Not that Colorado is that much better. We do have to take a test, but all it really checks is whether you can stop behind the white line at a stop sign and obey the speed limit. Since it doesn't check your parking skills, you could theoretically pass your test and keep driving until the car runs out of gas because you never learned how to park it.

MissHayleyJames 7

Yup. Texas has some hills but nothing like the mountains. I've only driven up there a few times (I live in CO now) and I'm amazed at how fast people go! I usually let my husband drive since he's a native and we STILL get people tailgating! It's ridiculous!

41 Minnesota doesn't :D my friend took that test 11 times before she passed

spekledworf 18

61 Yeahhh my parents forged it. I had almost no driving practice when I took my test, but I have been ATVing my whole life so it almost came naturally

you must be a pretty crappy driver for a police officer to think you were drunk, twice.

I guess you're just a terrible sober driver

gurly98 13


firefighterjohn 9

maybe your a bad driver.. lol.. this kinda happened to me one night at 3 in the morning but the only reason he pulled me was because I did a California roll at the stop sign. at 3 in the morning in my town in the winter there is maybe 1 or 2 ppl on the road.. oh tourist towns suck!

What's a "California Roll"? That's a type of sushi, right? Did you get out of your car and insert your penis into a piece if food? I could understand why you would get into trouble for that...

littlemissFYL 5

how is that funny? ^

I admit that joke was bad. I however had just woken up. It sounded funny to my just awakening brain.

natepooch 4

I accidentally thumbed up 19's comment, and now it won't let me change it back. FML -___-

RedPillSucks 31

I thought it was funny. A California roll does sound like it might be some sort of weird sushi. It's basically not coming to a full stop at a stop sign. Just slowing down and coasting through it as though you were in a traffic circle.

I must have a terrible sense of humour if everyone hates #19's comment, 'cause I found it funny.

It's called a "California Stop" not a California roll...that is a type of sushi....

RougeRamirez 8

A California roll IS a sushi roll. N it's calles a California STOP

California roll IS actually a type of sushi roll.

laxbro182 1

Captain obvious strikes again^ thanks for that we didn't no

laxbro182 1

Know*. Stupid spell check

It is also called a California "Roll", when you don't make a complete stop at a red light or stop sign. And..... It's also the name of a sushi roll that has crab, avocado and cucumbers. Where I'm from, when you drive like that, it's called a Puerto Rican stop instead.

maronofhearts 19

68 and 69 it's called a California roll because you roll through the stop sign. Idk about California stop never heard that before and I'm born and raised in southern Cali. Next time you try to correct someone maybe you should do a little homework first. No one likes a 'know it all' who doesn't know it all

dbt88 15

4- Then it didn't kinda happen to you. All else- We call those "stops" Chicago rolls up here.

spekledworf 18

I didn't know there's was a special name for it... That's how we naturally drive in the land of Mass Holes

Llama_Face89 33

136- you guys slow down for stop signs?

mwrc8man94 1

Then when he tells you why you have been pulled over concent to the breathalyzer. Problem solved.

Then they will still field test op thinking they popped some pills or smoked something. Let's hope op at least has good balance.

mwrc8man94 1

If he's been pulled over twice because the cop thought he was drunk he probably has awful balance

You HAVE to consent to a breathalyzer in Florida or else your license gets suspended for a month

If you are an Asian woman. Then it's okay.

Guess you're just a terrible driver, OP..

DKjazz 20

Take the train?

Lol, they did not give the breathalyzer test?

RedPillSucks 31

Also, you don't have to be drunk to get a ticket for bad driving.

zingline89 18

You're mistaken. They didn't pull you over for DUI, they pulled you over for DLI. Driving Like an Idiot.