Transportation: Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front...

By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By drivingmecrazy - 28/05/2015 01:28 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML

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By sadinseattle - 22/07/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML

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Potholing

By limpdick9 - 19/11/2014 18:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML

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c0w 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:09

Just because you're calling 911 on your cell doesn't mean you're exempt from doing something incredibly dangerous. Next time, pull over to the side of the road, call 911, and keep other people out of danger.

Lauriebug 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:08

Haha. Oh Karma, thou art a heartless bitch.

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Lauriebug 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:08

Haha. Oh Karma, thou art a heartless bitch.

noobgang7 5

Tuesday 30 March 2010 20:26

Did you pass?

InvaderVader 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 6:41

so right! Fyl for being a Snitch

tounces7 27

Sunday 29 September 2013 4:34

A snitch? On someone who could potentially kill people? Would you rather not be a snitch, or save some family of kids from death if that a-hole ran into them?

c0w 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:09

crazy_cat_lady 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:09

Ha ha!!! You could have pulled over and made the calll, but instead you put other people in danger! Great job!

hahasuckers 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:10

and that is why dialling and driving is illegal in the uk.. YDI.

ZombieVampirez 24

Tuesday 28 April 2015 10:13

You get fined Hella money in washington. Haha

average_girl 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:11

#2 is right. y would u take ur eyes of the road stupid! i dnt have a license and i kno u never take ur eyes off the road... wowww.. maybe that swerving driver had dropped his phone too! u never kno! sheesh

suxs4ulol 22

Wednesday 14 December 2011 5:14

mabey you should learn to spell. sheesh.

BTR_lover 1

Monday 16 July 2012 17:49

#99; He/she said they don't even have a license. Which leads me to believe they're too young to be on here anyways. (:

Lesbiantrash 8

Saturday 16 July 2016 20:25

Maybe you should too!

pelica 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:12

Trying to make a phone call on the freeway in dangerous enough... but fishing under your seat too?? Um dangerous.

endless63 2

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:12

Hmm yes you put yourself in danger as well as others

ElzhiPreface 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:14

It wasn't THAT THAT THAT bad to call while driving... you still shouldn't do it. But dam boy, getting the phone under your seat while driving... too far, too far...

guitardedman 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:14

thats rough.... one of the few i actually think is FML worthy

Chatspeak 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:15

#1 makes no sense at all.. the persons not heartless..they wanted to help others. but next time, you should pull over because Im sure you realized...you can hurt people.