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By wittlegirl - 13/7/2011 18:16 - United States
  Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML
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  OkayImSorry  |  0

^ Well that wouldn't really matter when the parents are married and probably pretty old. Really condoms probably haven't been used in that relationship for a long time.

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  OkayImSorry  |  0

^ Well that wouldn't really matter when the parents are married and probably pretty old. Really condoms probably haven't been used in that relationship for a long time.

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  dummbrunette  |  0

"Well dad, since your sausage is soo much bigger and tastier, why don't you wip one out so I can try it? I mean, we are talking about food here, aren't we?" And that's when you bat your eyelids dramatically >:D

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  GigaPudding_fml  |  24

I don't see the big problem here really, I find that quite funny and would just have responded "eww, dad come on! hahaha" Sometimes it's better to just laugh rather than complain :)

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  embr  |  0

... ok yes everyones tlking bout how awkward n gross that is.. but am i the only one tht realized they tlk sex over dinner? id become anorexic... out of any time of the day... dinner!?

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  urdirtyolduncle  |  15

Does your mom reply with, "Well, put that sausage in my doughnut hole and watch the cream come out! Maybe I'll swallow, maybe I'll spit it out!"

That kinda turned me on, gotta admit.

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  benniful  |  0

Honestly? who could hit a girl? I mean I'm all about equality but then again if I said that I would get smacked across the table too so I guess that's equality for ya -___-

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