FML : Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the...

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Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wittlegirl / Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:16 / United States

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By SexyBeast145 | 0

#2886099 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:12

dude that's so gross hahaha

By tnlander | 20

#2886134 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:15

Try the shock reply. "Dad no one at this table wants to eat your cock. Now can I please finish my dinner?" That will shut him up.

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By SexyBeast145 | 0

#2886099 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:12

dude that's so gross hahaha

courtneyward | 1

#2886109 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:13

At least it was your dad saying that not your mom

jacob4848 | 4

#2886142 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:16

Tell your dad " Don't be silly wrap your willy "

OkayImSorry | 0

#2886223 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:30

^ Well that wouldn't really matter when the parents are married and probably pretty old. Really condoms probably haven't been used in that relationship for a long time.

OkayImSorry | 0

#2886226 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:30

^ Well that wouldn't really matter when the parents are married and probably pretty old. Really condoms probably haven't been used in that relationship for a long time.

CatEyes66 | 0

#2886269 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:34

You should of told your dad that you like stabbing sausages with your fork.

OkayImSorry | 0

#2886294 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:35

IT happened.

tatababe | 0

#2886314 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:38

you shoulda been like don't be silly it's way tinnier

garrettsgirl | 0

#2886373 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:46

that's gross, obviously OP parents need to come up with better code names for when they try to talk about sexual things.

YFDIOP | 0

#2886420 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:54

you should've said "THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!" even though they already meant it like that lol

MaCOOLiT | 5

#2886423 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:54

so how does the ops dad know his "sausage" is "tastier"? LOL

fthislyfe | 22

#2886429 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:55

oh my God this is so awkward! I'm really sorry for you OP. FYL

dummbrunette | 0

#2886492 - Thursday 14 July 2011 1:04

"Well dad, since your sausage is soo much bigger and tastier, why don't you wip one out so I can try it? I mean, we are talking about food here, aren't we?" And that's when you bat your eyelids dramatically >:D

holygodthatshars | 0

#2886495 - Thursday 14 July 2011 1:04

I know what you mean, that exact same thing happens with me and my parents. it's disturbing.

JenL_fml | 7

#2886505 - Thursday 14 July 2011 1:06

Scarred for life.

holybuckets | 0

#2886548 - Thursday 14 July 2011 1:12

You'd think it would be a bit akward for the parents to talk about their sex life. But NO obviously not..

GigaPudding_fml | 24

#2886634 - Thursday 14 July 2011 1:24

I don't see the big problem here really, I find that quite funny and would just have responded "eww, dad come on! hahaha" Sometimes it's better to just laugh rather than complain :)

flavboarder | 9

#2886761 - Thursday 14 July 2011 1:52

this happens alot to me too :(

iEatGuppies | 0

#2886831 - Thursday 14 July 2011 2:07

at least you weren't having sausage AND tacos.

valalvax | 13

#2886903 - Thursday 14 July 2011 2:19

sausage tacos? a sausage inside a taco!

kraine0712 | 2

#2887009 - Thursday 14 July 2011 2:38

#119 You just blew my mind.

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2887074 - Thursday 14 July 2011 2:52

what would a taco be? o.0

and OP at least your parents are still in love and frisky! ^_^

dolphincheddar | 10

#2887141 - Thursday 14 July 2011 3:05

that's an fml? my dad does that all the time and I find it hilarious.. I think this is more common than op thinks.. unless my dads just a player

dolphincheddar | 10

#2887243 - Thursday 14 July 2011 3:24

oh boo hoo.. how do you think you are alive right now? if it weren't for that night in Vegas with the midget strippers and piles of cocaine you wouldn't exist

lalalaleah4 | 0

#2887269 - Thursday 14 July 2011 3:34

"Taco" is a slang term for vagina, hun.

The_Weirdo | 10

#2888046 - Thursday 14 July 2011 6:03

Does he put a protective bun around that sausage?

missmurderx | 8

#2888172 - Thursday 14 July 2011 6:24

Now, that's cute.

J1hill33 | 12

#2888384 - Thursday 14 July 2011 7:00

at least you weren't having hot dogs and he said " I wanna put my hot dog in your buns"

nahgemoohc | 17

#2888471 - Thursday 14 July 2011 7:14

Would've been a lot worse if there was cheese inside:S

jaredallen69 | 0

#2888516 - Thursday 14 July 2011 7:28

no its not

alphaskater09 | 9

#2888585 - Thursday 14 July 2011 7:38

you should have stared him in the eyes and bit a big chunk of sausage off.

fmlwmty | 0

#2888664 - Thursday 14 July 2011 7:56

there's only one thing I need to say and it's to 84.... that puppy Is adorableeee :)

i13Zero | 5

#2888825 - Thursday 14 July 2011 8:44

-155

BLUE TACO!

bretty_boieeeeyy | 0

#2889376 - Thursday 14 July 2011 10:05

I belive it's called a blue waffle not blue taco

storm527 | 3

#2890263 - Thursday 14 July 2011 13:52

woah u just created the wrong picture in my mind LOL

embr | 0

#2890392 - Thursday 14 July 2011 14:26

... ok yes everyones tlking bout how awkward n gross that is.. but am i the only one tht realized they tlk sex over dinner? id become anorexic... out of any time of the day... dinner!?

raphanne_fml | 33

#2890905 - Thursday 14 July 2011 18:11

*Facepalm* Yeah, I think everybody realized that... That's why everybody is saying that it is awkward and gross...

lcecreamNSadness | 2

#2892070 - Friday 15 July 2011 0:04

@282
You got it?!
Smart.

Furytalon | 14

#3718165 - Monday 12 December 2011 4:00

Lol they blew you

By moosemonkey1000 | 6

#2886112 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:13

Eww

SOlarPanel348 | 0

#2886176 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:21

hopefully he takes after his father.

knights95 | 9

#2886180 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:23

I think op is a girl

joker1995 | 2

#2886243 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:32

yea just a little nasty

Tjack_atack | 0

#2886605 - Thursday 14 July 2011 1:19

stupid parents ftw

yoimtrollin | 24

#2886775 - Thursday 14 July 2011 1:54

my thoughts exactly

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2887150 - Thursday 14 July 2011 3:09

Does your mom reply with, "Well, put that sausage in my doughnut hole and watch the cream come out! Maybe I'll swallow, maybe I'll spit it out!"

That kinda turned me on, gotta admit.

F2M2L | 5

#2887620 - Thursday 14 July 2011 4:45

lol alot of parents think we are oblivious to that kind of stuff

idontcare8l | 3

#2905722 - Saturday 16 July 2011 12:24

my parents were shocked that i knew what a prostate was! sometimes parents dont realise we know more than them

youbruinedmylife | 8

#5784519 - Monday 9 December 2013 2:15

I'd thumbs up your comment but it's at +69 right now haha

derpina72 | 23

#6174231 - Friday 16 January 2015 13:05

Although I have to admit its kinda nasty, I'd just be happy my parents are still in love. It seems that barely happens anymore.

By elala_fml | 0

#2886117 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:13

Hahahahaha!!
ewwwieee, your life sucks d:

andreas_secret | 0

#2888183 - Thursday 14 July 2011 6:25

sounds like some nice parents... I mean they cook sausage just so they can say that

By destinyo_ox | 0

#2886119 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:13

EWW. lol

hellokat1 | 0

#2888041 - Thursday 14 July 2011 6:02

Awesome pic :)

chocomilk82 | 0

#2888059 - Thursday 14 July 2011 6:05

agreed

By Xboxgamer_fml | 0

#2886120 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:14

Were you eating sausage????

IndigoFuckYou | 9

#2886168 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:21

What? no, that's preposterious. They were obviously having meatloaf for dinner.

RMRaidersNumbah3 | 0

#2886229 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:30

hahahah win^

Airick_TheGreat | 2

#2886843 - Thursday 14 July 2011 2:09

hahaha 21 now that's a win

corrinaswan | 0

#2887974 - Thursday 14 July 2011 5:51

no they were eating pancakes

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2888792 - Thursday 14 July 2011 8:29

Derp Buzzington.

corrinaswan | 0

#2893440 - Friday 15 July 2011 2:30

I didn't read the other replys

Tankkiller308 | 16

#6121512 - Tuesday 18 November 2014 3:37

Nope not sausages but Mabey a taco

By lajaynay | 15

#2886122 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:14

At least mommy is satisfied!

BIEBERSLAYER | 10

#2886333 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:41

she loves that spicy Italian sausage.

lajaynay | 15

#2886370 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:46

unless she likes it burnt.. D:

BIEBERSLAYER | 10

#2886584 - Thursday 14 July 2011 1:16

why can't she like both or even German bratwurst.

lajaynay | 15

#2886624 - Thursday 14 July 2011 1:22

She might like a taste of everything.

BIEBERSLAYER | 10

#2886744 - Thursday 14 July 2011 1:48

she gets the variety pack a taste of sausage from around the world.

goaliemkl123 | 8

#2886898 - Thursday 14 July 2011 2:18

that sounds awesome beiberslayer! where can I get that?!?!?!?
wait..... oh ewwww y'all are nasty!

miss_fab | 0

#2887193 - Thursday 14 July 2011 3:15

hahaha

miss_fab | 0

#2887203 - Thursday 14 July 2011 3:17

haha

GuessWhatKids | 13

#2887380 - Thursday 14 July 2011 4:01

I think 51 likes it burnt.

SteelCladAngel | 0

#2887582 - Thursday 14 July 2011 4:38

my husband is polish...I get to make polish sausage jokes haha.

too bad he's a fucking prude and gets all upset when I tell him I want his polish sausage D;

SoSeductress | 0

#2888101 - Thursday 14 July 2011 6:10

she might like sausage and tacos

lajaynay | 15

#2888611 - Thursday 14 July 2011 7:44

I most definitely don't like it burnt. My boyfriend is Irish, welsh, and other white ethnicities.

43trauts | 14

#2888856 - Thursday 14 July 2011 8:55

^Win

ChuckNorriss_fml | 0

#2888919 - Thursday 14 July 2011 9:10

your hot want some of chucks sausage

By fckdupzf | 0

#2886125 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:14

heck! how old are u?

By Alysin | 14

#2886130 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:15

that must've been awkward lol

By tnlander | 20

#2886134 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:15

Try the shock reply. "Dad no one at this table wants to eat your cock. Now can I please finish my dinner?" That will shut him up.

SmallTownCutie | 0

#2886454 - Thursday 14 July 2011 0:59

I would say that. And then I would get smacked across the face.

kraine0712 | 2

#2887071 - Thursday 14 July 2011 2:52

Nice. I agree, drastic times call for drastic measures. Plus it would be hilarious.

shovels | 0

#2887334 - Thursday 14 July 2011 3:47

What if he actually was talking about the sausage that he was eating, that would make it even more awkward than just ignoring the comment...

bieberhole69 | 0

#2887986 - Thursday 14 July 2011 5:51

me too!!!

benniful | 0

#2890223 - Thursday 14 July 2011 13:45

Honestly? who could hit a girl? I mean I'm all about equality but then again if I said that I would get smacked across the table too so I guess that's equality for ya -___-