Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML
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Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML
Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I found out that my "Dad", the man who couldn't afford to buy me a bed, despite sleeping on the floor for 3+ years, has spent well over $3000 on sex chat lines, as well as cheating us out of child payments. He doesn't understand why I refuse to talk to him. FML
Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML
Today, I found out my son's girlfriend is actually a webcam porn star he pays for private sessions. He’s somehow convinced himself they have a real relationship, and is spending thousands of pounds every week, on his credit card I may add. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, my dad tried to blame me for ringing an out of network number for two hours, which charged his bill by the minute. I rang the number, which turned out to belong to one of his business pals who lives abroad. He punished me anyway for having an attitude when I proved the call was his fault. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
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ishama13 0
You can call him?
Melanef 3
Sorry, OP, but you deserve it for giving him a phone and paying his bills. If he doesn't know the value of the money, make him work to worth it.
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Comments (133)
Jaded4good 0
You probably never asked him what he's wearing...
toastman67 0
the fags in collage and he needs to call a sex line -_-
JayJameson 0
your sons a lame, tell him get a girlfriend or a boyfriend. who knows?
EmoGurl_101 0
Well, if he is in college and can't get a REAL girlfriend, you didn't raise him correctly. Not saying a sex hotline is wrong, but MAANN! Can he get a real girl?
Vanessaxx 0
LMFAO. your sons patheticc .
xVenom 0
Must enjoy phone sex with random strangers more than your company OP.
Namenlos_fml 20
Take it away.
HelloDarlingg 0
Hahahah, fantastic:).
truededication 0
please dominate me!! you are so beautiful!
CosmicPossum 2
Creeeeeeeeepppyyyyyyyyyyyyy
cherriblizz 0
That's pretty pathetic. Your college years are "supposed" to be the best years of your life and he's wasting it with phone sex instead of real sex. I'm sure there are plenty of ****** up chicks at your college that will lower their standards.
vivalacobraxo 0
shows how smart he is. why doesn't he just look up **** online like most guys?.. hmm.