Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML
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Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML
Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML
Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML
Today, I found out that my "Dad", the man who couldn't afford to buy me a bed, despite sleeping on the floor for 3+ years, has spent well over $3000 on sex chat lines, as well as cheating us out of child payments. He doesn't understand why I refuse to talk to him. FML
Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML
Today, I found out my son's girlfriend is actually a webcam porn star he pays for private sessions. He’s somehow convinced himself they have a real relationship, and is spending thousands of pounds every week, on his credit card I may add. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, my dad tried to blame me for ringing an out of network number for two hours, which charged his bill by the minute. I rang the number, which turned out to belong to one of his business pals who lives abroad. He punished me anyway for having an attitude when I proved the call was his fault. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
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ishama13 0
You can call him?
Melanef 3
Sorry, OP, but you deserve it for giving him a phone and paying his bills. If he doesn't know the value of the money, make him work to worth it.
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Comments (133)
mouse130 0
sad face
city147 0
well I would hope u turned his phone OFF! he needs to learn responsibility... take his phone away so he can get out of his room... off his pecker and in to the world of the living... before it's too late... no one wants a hairy Palmed blind guy for a boyfriend!
strykerformal 0
Want your son to call you? Stop paying his phone bill. Trust me, he'll get in contact really fast.
fillefrancaise 0
hahaha boys will be boys,
Ari070609 0
stop being a nagging parent nd accept the fact that he's in college nd is only gonna call when he's either a) home sick(which apparently isn't the case) or b) when he needs something. he's grown up and doing his own thing, let him be. p.s. wouldn't you rather him get off from a hotline then sleep around with 200 diff ppl and possibly catch something or make u a grandma/pa?? come on cut him some slack!!!
LuvAlwaysMe 0
Is it so stupid to want to believe that theres someone out there who loves u no matter what stupid thing u do? Is it so dumb to want to believe that someone so powerfull created this world and gave his only son becasue he loved us so? Is it so wrong to believe that when we die that well get to go to a place to beutifull for us to imagine? Is it so wrong to fill the emtyness of our lives with religion and the holy ghost? Take the kid to church, bible studies, read the bible to him, play christan music constently, thats what my mother did with me when I didnt understand God.
LuvAlwaysMe 0
oh sorry that comet was supost to go to another story i clicked on the wrong one embasing
me_sanchez 0
your son is a freak
cinnomonroll 0
don't pay his phone bill so his phone won't work.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Time to cut him off if he's not gonna call ya, huh?