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By  tyrob911  |  0

ydi. its been proven that king distance relationships don't work 92% of the time. what did u expect?
1. he gets no sex
2. no head
3. no tits for him

of course he's calling for phone sex

By  Cartain  |  0

What is he supposed to want to talk about? It's a long distance relationship, and sex is very important in a relationship. So it makes sense that this is on his mind a lot.

By  perdix  |  29

This would be an FML if he were your live-in boyfriend.

Gotta love "King Distance!" Predictive text knows what you are thinking and then makes it better!