Maggie
Canada
Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Humble, United States
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
unhappy
San Anselmo, United States
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
fedupson
Milpitas, United States
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Anonymous
It's not like riding a bike
Today, I bought my very first car. My dad insisted on driving it, just to see how it handles, and drove it right off the bridge near our house into our river because he hasn’t driven anything in 15 years, which also means he has no insurance, at all. FML
Anonymous
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
badDriver
United States
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Username
United States
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
chevygirl51
United States
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
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zombicidal 11
not terrible advice
TheAznEagle 0
Well, did you listen?
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Comments (182)
ohmandapants 17
Better than my driving lessons... "STOP GOING SO FAST YOU'RE GONNA HIT THAT PARKED CAR 100 FEET AWAY!!" *going the speed limit*
alex6946 10
Thats pretty much the same exact thing my dad told me! :o
geon_olam 17
24- must have been with ur mother
KissMyFurryAss 10
Maybe you simply missed the "do not Pass" before it and the "do not collect $300 after it" :3
DFlit1 0
I believe it's $200? Did u ever play the game?
KissMyFurryAss 10
You sir may kiss my furry anthro panda ass :3
ddinspire6 10
So did you go?
ddinspire6 10
So did you go?
madvone 0
Maybe her dad is Charlie Sheen, so he only has the one speed: Go.
sheethapins 13
He's got tiger's blood, man.
pie29302930 0
Hope you learn quick.
onlychildFTW 34
That's why you shouldn't have parents teach you to drive. They aren't the greatest teachers. You would also pick up their bad habits.
soccerguy2 11
Why would you pay money to have someone teach you to drive who could even be worse than your parents?
mkangarooz 1
Omgoshh; im going out for my first driving lesson also..lol
CryMoreFMLs 15
It's not that terrifying. Just be aware of people around you.
screamo_neve 12
Trust no one.
aFreedom127 9
I'm assuming at some point during the last 15 years you've had opportunity to see people driving and could have picked up some of the skills necessary.
stoneywoney 3
I like your dad
urdirtyolduncle 15
I bet you do.