Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
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Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
It's not like riding a bike
Today, I bought my very first car. My dad insisted on driving it, just to see how it handles, and drove it right off the bridge near our house into our river because he hasn’t driven anything in 15 years, which also means he has no insurance, at all. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
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zombicidal 11
not terrible advice
TheAznEagle 0
Well, did you listen?
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Comments (182)
brt3420 13
Well good for you, you had someone that was at there with you. I learnt to drive when I was 10 on the farm, by myself. My dad asked me to take out the garbage and take it to the shops garbage bin so I did. He also had me drive tandem trucks when I was 12 by our canal. Take it slow learn what your doing and you'll get good at it.
hateevryone 15
did you actually learn anything?
wittygirl 8
My dad said the same thing so I put the pedal to the metal and rammed into a fire truck..
Ariana2_fml 2
Don't crash into anything:)
Siim1 0
Sounds like a smart man.
Endless_time 4
And his next lesson shall be "stop"
SamCat 21
My dad taught me in Mexico. He said "Step on it, try not to hit that burro". You are lucky you at least were in the streets OP.
guppyfishlette 1
Well atleast he didn't yell at you
KiddNYC1O 22
Good approach. People become too tense behind the wheel when constantly told what to do.
YooEfO 4
Like how does this get on FML anyway? you'd think by the time your lesson is done with your not going to be like "Omg he said 'Go' gotta put post it on FML"