Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
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Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
It's not like riding a bike
Today, I bought my very first car. My dad insisted on driving it, just to see how it handles, and drove it right off the bridge near our house into our river because he hasn’t driven anything in 15 years, which also means he has no insurance, at all. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
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zombicidal 11
not terrible advice
TheAznEagle 0
Well, did you listen?
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Comments (182)
yummcookie 0
If its an automatic, isnt that all you do?
goodgirlxgonebad 3
Ahaha figure it out
eweldy 0
that's how I learned
Riley97 0
I wish that was my dad. He'd make me sit behind the wheel waiting for a week while he talks before I'd actually be able to hear the word "go"
sikmunkee 9
isnt that all you need to know? jk :3
twifan1901 0
At least he didn't say don't kill us
MatthewDmerrill 5
You probably did a good job.
platypus546 24
That's how I was taught... On a farm.
traviemojo 0
Welcome to America
RedPillSucks 33
So, did he say that the lessons for "Turn" and "Stop" was left to the student, like most textbook lessons do. Show you the simple stuff and leave you to panic over the hard stuff.