Maggie
Canada
Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Humble, United States
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
unhappy
San Anselmo, United States
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
fedupson
Milpitas, United States
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Anonymous
It's not like riding a bike
Today, I bought my very first car. My dad insisted on driving it, just to see how it handles, and drove it right off the bridge near our house into our river because he hasn’t driven anything in 15 years, which also means he has no insurance, at all. FML
Anonymous
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
badDriver
United States
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Username
United States
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
chevygirl51
United States
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
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zombicidal 11
not terrible advice
TheAznEagle 0
Well, did you listen?
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Comments (182)
katiezombie 7
Haha mine too.
juwon410 1
Just play some Grand Theft Auto and you should do great in driving. Eh it worked for me and my sister
blazingdaily 3
Well to me it makes sense... If it's your first time driving you could be a bit slow so he told you what to do. There's no point just sitting there when you could crash it like a true learner!
MeLuvBewbs 7
Same here! Also this morning. "pump the gas" I'm 14
savvy_recluse 0
At least he didn't put your whole family in the car and tell you that you're responsible for all of them dying if you don't drive well and end up crashing.
eatpraylovee44 0
Isn't that good ...
laurenlynn99 0
At least you got to drive.
SammehDx 6
Boo hoo. What more should he have done? It's pretty damn straight forward unless the car is a manual in which case some instruction would have been necessary.
tommyg524 0
I had the same instructions...ended pretty well
ZombieK1ll4 8
Same with me but mine was stop and I'm 14.