Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
It's not like riding a bike
Today, I bought my very first car. My dad insisted on driving it, just to see how it handles, and drove it right off the bridge near our house into our river because he hasn’t driven anything in 15 years, which also means he has no insurance, at all. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
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zombicidal 11
not terrible advice
TheAznEagle 0
Well, did you listen?
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Comments (182)
zenrael 21
Figures you're a girl. What else do you need??
darkinners 6
your dad is a real man
BreannaTinch 1
Hey, that sounds familiar! My father said he was riding in the car with my grandfather back when he was about 13 or 14 years old; my grandfather was drunk, so he stopped the car to get out and pee, then got back in on the passenger's side and told my dad to "drive." Scary situation on both parts.. either the kid that doesn't know how to operate a vehicle drives, or the drunken dad that demanded the kid do it.
ModerateMe 0
I don't see the bad part yet...
Ariande 0
When my cousin was learning to drive one of the things my uncle told her was "now don't fxck up." xD
colbyb 0
I guess that's how u learn did he give you tips along the way?
HunterAlpha1 8
you've got a cool dad OP!
clumsymuffin 6
My friend that taught me how to drive did the same thing they do that to see what you already know hopefully he corrected you from there on
RunAwayAndCry 3
My father did the same to me, it's not that hard.
Bieberbabeyy1 0
That's the word of the wise! :) and an awesome way to learn! Look on the bright side he could've said "don't kill us." You just need to have more confidence in yourself! :)