Maggie
Canada
Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Humble, United States
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
unhappy
San Anselmo, United States
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
fedupson
Milpitas, United States
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
Anonymous
It's not like riding a bike
Today, I bought my very first car. My dad insisted on driving it, just to see how it handles, and drove it right off the bridge near our house into our river because he hasn’t driven anything in 15 years, which also means he has no insurance, at all. FML
Anonymous
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
badDriver
United States
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Username
United States
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
chevygirl51
United States
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
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zombicidal 11
not terrible advice
TheAznEagle 0
Well, did you listen?
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Comments (182)
Llamassss 21
That's all I needed when my parents took me out to drive for the first time.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Gas pedal is on the right. :P
Torva_fml 16
No way?! I thought that was called the speed-up foot device! My father has lied to me....
frokeyman92 9
Sure beats taking one at the DMV
white16sox 19
Pika-cat isn't stupid.( For those too slow to understand look at his profile pic, than the one below it.)
rhpsfan9 10
#53, Actually the picture is pointing to you now.
thatguy32692 4
Rhpsfan9: WIN! lol
Feklfekl2222 32
Well how bad this is depends where you were
platypus546 24
Drivers seat. Pay attention!
loserman67 36
I sincerely hope after the "Go" instruction, he managed to slip in a "Stop" at the correct time. I would have loved to listened in when he gave you the sex talk. Was it one word as well? And was the word "Blow"?
ChaosAngel17 14
I think it would've been "Condoms"
linnybear831 4
Great dad.
Feklfekl2222 32
If you think that's great, I wouldn't want to meet your dad
linnybear831 4
It's called sarcasm.
soccerguy2 11
My dad took me on the highway my first time.
Epikouros 32
That's an interesting story, but we're not here to talk about your sex life.
IndigoAcrylic 9
O_o Damn
irimalovecheer98 5
Wow that's not helpful at all
sillyciara 6
Cool dad is cool
white16sox 19
Dumb comment is soon to be buried.
screamo_neve 12
52- so was yours
bubo_fml 11
"Go...2 blocks, park in front of the liquor store...Wait 5 min...Go to the corner, parallel park near that scantily clad woman...Wait here...I'll be back in a 1/2 hr...Etc..."