Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
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Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
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kingston52 0
you deseved it for getting your cat stuffed in the first place thats ******* creepy
lufctrivium 0
**** the Cats Life really though.
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Comments (411)
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
You just took creepy to a whole new level my friend.
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
I hope you buried the cat's remains... That's down right creepy...
TheLoneWolf87 4
YDI for shoving God knows what up your cats dead butthole. Btw this is what happens when you stuff pets: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
frootloop25 0
WTF??????? Am I the only one freaked out by this?
cheer_leader247 0
if you would read the other comments you would realize that you were NOT the only one freaked out by that
Calaura9 0
**** your cat's death! Ha
teehee520 0
You scare me.
in_wonderland 1
ew, people actually do that?
Atoastyjew 0
wow you fail at life. stuffing you cat is creepy.
AnneFTW 17
YDI for stuffing your pet, that's just gross :S What did you expect the dog to do?!
XBeckster 0
Is it just me or does this EXACTLY remind you of that episode on Family Guy where Brian visits his mother , and shes dead & stuffed and used as a coffee table ? 'Cause thats exactly what I thought of when I seen this . FYL OP . Sorry for the loss of your cat . But , YDI for putting your stuffed cat on display . Its just cruel , and more depressing for you . You'd have to see your dead cat everyday . :
SweetieLish 0
I did actually think of that! And how when Stewie and Brian were carrying her, Stewie broke off her tail and said something about her not feelin' it anyways? Hahaha yeah.